Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

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Come on people… could you choose?

ACEI FUCK YEAH!

 

[Bry1313]

Which bits and bobs?

All of the bits and bobs are multinational

 

[Qky75]

All of the bits and bobs are multinational

Russian hands and Roman fingers

 

[Bbl87]

AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!

 

[Bry1313]

Russian hands and Roman fingers

None of the above

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Come on people… could you choose?

None for me, thanks.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Watched the whole Olympics opening ceremony this afternoon. Seems to be wrapping up soon.
Which sports / athletes are you most likely to fap to?
I'm a sucker for a one-piece swimsuit, so I've got swimming/diving.

Women's beach volleyball.

 

[hotcarl2785]

Did you take any pics? AFAF

Not during the movie. Just in the shower pre movie.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Chocolate. What flavour is galaxy? Also, I'd eat the strawberries and why the fuck is there so much icing?

That's my thing. You end up with this mass of bright colored frosting. Blah. Sorry, bakers who previously loved me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Women's beach volleyball.

I just wanna know how they stay in their tiny tiny outfits!!

 

[LupineOne]

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Come on people… could you choose?

Not just one.
Blueberry, Red Velvet, and Chocolate

 

[UnquietDreams]

Bet the other third knows which fork to use at a fancy dinner

For ice cream?

 

[crazychemgirl]

When you have a cupcake with that much icing… you’re supposed to pull apart the bottom half .. and put it on top so it’s an icing cupcake sandwich.

If you haven’t done this… what are you even doing with your free will???

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not just one.
Blueberry, Red Velvet, and Chocolate

Gotta have more than one sweet thing in your mouth, eh?


Good to know …

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just got out of Deadpool. It was glorious. The 4th wall breaks were just amazing. I may or may not have had a boner the whole time. Hint: I did.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

 

[UnquietDreams]

When you have a cupcake with that much icing… you’re supposed to pull apart the bottom half .. and put it on top so it’s an icing cupcake sandwich.

If you haven’t done this… what are you even doing with your free will???

Buying a cinnamon roll instead?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Buying a cinnamon roll instead?

The AUDACITY

 

[LupineOne]

Gotta have more than one sweet thing in your mouth, eh?


Good to know …

One is good. Three is also good

 

[Bbl87]

Gotta have more than one sweet thing in your mouth, eh?


Good to know …

*Adds that to my list of pickup lines...*

 

[UnquietDreams]

The AUDACITY

A Pershing?

 

[crazychemgirl]

One is good. Three is also good

I don’t have 3 tits … I’m sorry to disappoint you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t have 3 tits … I’m sorry to disappoint you.

Bring a friend?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Bring a friend?

A man with a plan.

 

[LupineOne]

The AUDACITY

Right???
(Although cinnamon rolls would delight my mouth too)

 

[Bbl87]

Bring a friend?

A friend with only one tit?