Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

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Come on people… could you choose?

C. Give me all the strawberry.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Watched the whole Olympics opening ceremony this afternoon. Seems to be wrapping up soon.
Which sports / athletes are you most likely to fap to?
I'm a sucker for a one-piece swimsuit, so I've got swimming/diving.

 

[vagrantx]

so I've got swimming/diving.

awe yiss

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[Deleted member 6592667]

Russia is komming.

https://i.imgur.com/1V3bSQf.jpeg

don't mind me, i'm just gonna meme by myself.
i promise these are very funny to me.

Fucking love this energy. I'll post funny stuff with you.

 

[hotcarl2785]

Just got out of Deadpool. It was glorious. The 4th wall breaks were just amazing. I may or may not have had a boner the whole time. Hint: I did.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

awe yiss

https://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/hilarious-faces.png

It works because we all have the same O-face.

 

[vagrantx]

Fucking love this energy. I'll post funny stuff with you.
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LOL that's the most romantic thing ever that never happens ever

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Just got out of Deadpool. It was glorious. The 4th wall breaks were just amazing. I may or may not have had a boner the whole time. Hint: I did.

Did you take any pics? AFAF

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Come on people… could you choose?

CEFH

 

[BrendaBear]

Did you take any pics? AFAF

He could have captioned it "pool pole"

Just sayin'

 

[Wand3rlust]

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Come on people… could you choose?

Chocolate. What flavour is galaxy? Also, I'd eat the strawberries and why the fuck is there so much icing?

 

[lavendersilk]

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Come on people… could you choose?

Is this for the "What Cupcake Are You?" thread?

 

[Bry1313]

You should get that checked out. You have free health care don't you?

That will cost $2,000 but it will be American Health Care so I’ll be happy paying it!

 

[lavendersilk]

Chocolate. What flavour is galaxy? Also, I'd eat the strawberries and why the fuck is there so much icing?

AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!

 

[Qky75]

'Murika *belch*

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Chocolate. What flavour is galaxy? Also, I'd eat the strawberries and why the fuck is there so much icing?

You can just scrape off most of the frosting. Isn't that how everyone eats cupcakes?

 

[Bry1313]

You can just scrape off most of the frosting. Isn't that how everyone eats cupcakes?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/btVY2pjHVaoAAAAC/pedicure.gif

 

[lavendersilk]

You can just scrape off most of the frosting. Isn't that how everyone eats cupcakes?

Are you even American?

 

[Qky75]

Side topic per Q norm: I got equated to a Bond villain Russian Oligarch today - albeit a sexy one. I chose Maxim Getterov ...from Fleming's unpublished novel Stink Finger

Which Bond Villain are you?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Are you even American?

Sometimes I root for the home country in the Olympics

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are you even American?

2/3's

 

[Qky75]

2/3's

Bet the other third knows which fork to use at a fancy dinner

 

[lavendersilk]

2/3's

Which bits and bobs?

 

[vagrantx]

Side topic per Q norm: I got equated to a Bond villain Russian Oligarch today - albeit a sexy one. I chose Maxim Getterov ...from Fleming's unpublished novel Stink Finger

Which Bond Villain are you?

The prettiest one

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Did you type this from the floor after you fell down laughing?

Wow. I drag Bry kicking and screaming out of your shower once!