Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

My vertigo is back and I’m having a shit morning …. How about the rest of you

I wrote an erotic horror story called Vertigo! I hope you fare better than the women in that one...

feel better CC, I hope terra firma loves you and comes back to you

 

[LupineOne]

Don't mind me, I'm just making room for new trophies.

Jesus H. Christ, how do you keep getting hotter every time I see you?!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

“One of us, one of us…”

Neither do I. It’s okay

Its been a fucking horrible week. Actual harm was done, people are bad behavior apologists, a dude is now following me around and leaving laugh emojis on personal posts. I'm like "What's the point of all this?"

Then it's like "Wait, the awards..." and I'm back in. It's the Hotel fucking California is what it is.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

That'll be my pms

Nah, it's my posts. I'll make anyone barv.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I wrote an erotic horror story called Vertigo! I hope you fare better than the women in that one...

feel better CC, I hope terra firma loves you and comes back to you

Yeah me too …. It came back with a vengeance and there’s no appointment for 2 weeks

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think there’s a serial killer active here …. 3 bodies found within the span of 1 weeks

 

[Qky75]

I wrote an erotic horror story called Vertigo! I hope you fare better than the women in that one...

feel better CC, I hope terra firma loves you and comes back to you

Is that where Alfred Hitchcock got his...nvm

 

[LupineOne]

Its been a fucking horrible week. Actual harm was done, people are bad behavior apologists, a dude is now following me around and leaving laugh emojis on personal posts. I'm like "What's the point of all this?"

Then it's like "Wait, the awards..." and I'm back in. It's the Hotel fucking California is what it is.

True that
It’s been a horrible few days for me too.
But there’s good here, and good people, too.
All the bad ones can fuck right off.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

https://voca.ro/1bG8OTnqGQpf

I like you a lot too! Congrats to the sluttiest post slut to ever post on Lit!

 

[LupineOne]

I think there’s a serial killer active here …. 3 bodies found within the span of 1 weeks

Well, I know it’s not you…no bodies would’ve been found

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Au contraire mon frere...we are in Lit, every man here measures at least full metre and a half

And at least 6’1” tall (standing )

I am thrilled to have happened upon your comment and picture today! Great pick-me-up on a challenging day!

This pic of your lovely body is inspiring. It captures your eroticism and gorgeous curves so well. The placement of your hand is a great touch which seems to offer so much erotic possibility…

Sir, the role of @UnquietDreams has already been cast.

Geebus Prince Charming, just ask to see his junk?

Or mine.

Can we see your junk?

And yours again?

Oh man, I haven't posted one of those here in a very very long time

Well what are you waiting for?

You got bonus points for a clip if you manage to get a good helicopter going

Yes, but that’s a different thread.
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/siren-songs-and-helicockters.1600024/post-97942741

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

So I’ve been on a long hiatus from lit and looking at jumping back in, and I’m usually drawn to the threads full of sarcastic chaos…I think I’ve found my home.

Hi! I'm Indie. Nice to meet you!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

We just "escaped from Utah" and are settling into our new place here in Pennsylvania. The day after I finished unloading the moving truck, I pinched a nerve in my lower back. I spent a week gimping around like an 80-year-old with a broken hip. I'm finally moving better, but I know exactly what you mean.

Welcome back, Lexx!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Well, I know it’s not you…no bodies would’ve been found

Maybe not a WHOLE body, but I feel like she might leave a femur lying around in plain view as a warning to others who might misbehave

 

[Qky75]

True that
It’s been a horrible few days for me too.
But there’s good here, and good people, too.
All the bad ones can fuck right off.

I'm telling you guys....resting dick face...zero effort or words required and effect for most people interaction. . I'm thankful you are merely words on a screen and not people. If you were people I'd have to give you the RDF and shew you away too.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Holy shit how did I miss this?

Jesus H. Christ, how do you keep getting hotter every time I see you?!

Doesn't everyone polish their trophies like that???

 

[crazychemgirl]

Morning thoughts… aquariums are just zoos for fish

 

[LupineOne]

Maybe not a WHOLE body, but I feel like she might leave a femur lying around in plain view as a warning to others who might misbehave

Y’know, you’re not wrong, but knowing her, they deserved it. And the only evidence on that femur would be wolf teeth marks. Perfectly plausible. Poor sap just went hiking a little too far into the woods

 

[lavendersilk]

Doesn't everyone polish their trophies like that???

I will now.

 

[LupineOne]

Doesn't everyone polish their trophies like that???

I’ve only got one (or maybe two) but hell yes
And there you go proving your award was so well deserved

 

[Bry1313]

Hi, I’m Binny’s Brooklyn Reuben, but on Rye please instead of Pumpernickel

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Why are you made about a pastrami Reuben @Kitty_so_frisky ?

 

[vagrantx]

I'm binging Would I Lie To You, and the sweetest little lady just came on
I'm definitely going to keep rocking funky hair colors until I'm 90! Hell yeah! Badass!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Why are you made about a pastrami Reuben @Kitty_so_frisky ?

Better you than me! No caraway seeds or corned beef or Swiss cheese for me either!

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm binging Would I Lie To You, and the sweetest little lady just came on
I'm definitely going to keep rocking funky hair colors until I'm 90! Hell yeah! Badass!

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This. Also this.

 

[Bry1313]

Then you be a different sandwich