Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

https://voca.ro/12tpvG4A7bZj

You are so much more right than she was.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

https://voca.ro/12tpvG4A7bZj

Wait what, only six ?!?!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sour dough is an abomination to the good name of bread everywhere!

I disagree with you entirely, from both bread and sandwich standpoints, but that doesn't invalidate your opinion.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

https://voca.ro/1o8ceDrLtBY9

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I can't help it, I'm truthful to fault. I can't put nasty things I'm my mouth to pretend to enjoy them for the sake of popular approval. I have standards!!!

1. I have low standards. Big surprise.
2. Not for popular approval, just one person's at a time.

 

[Bry1313]

Right?

You could have a masterpiece of a sandwich … all shaved fresh turkey… delicious thick cut bacon …. Smoked aged cheddar …. A vinegary pickle… plump, juicy tomato


But if you put two pieces of stale, moldy, wonder-bread around it…, I guarantee you won’t be as satisfied as say … 2 fluffy, buttery pieces of sourdough

I am a fluffy buttery piece of sourdough, aren’t I

 

[UnquietDreams]

Even if I think @Tigobitties98 is a little off her rocker for bashing sourdough…. I wi NOT stand for you all ganging up on her ….

You hear me mouth breathers!!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I am a fluffy buttery piece of sourdough, aren’t I

This why you're forever brother-zoned

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/1o8ceDrLtBY9

https://voca.ro/17DSyEjQqxcY

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Im going to sleep! Have a nice one here!

 

[Bry1313]

https://voca.ro/1bG8OTnqGQpf

I’m not crying, you are crying

https://media1.tenor.com/m/aAsftu-ZFLUAAAAC/ron-swanson-parks-and-rec.gif

 

[FlyingThruLife]

https://voca.ro/17DSyEjQqxcY

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Look… it’s the ruler of the man brain.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[Mrtenant]

Look… it’s the ruler of the man brain.

That was worth at least a centimeter of laughter

 

[Bry1313]

Maybe we should start a … posters as sandwiches thread.

Hi, I’m Binny’s Brooklyn Reuben, but on Rye please instead of Pumpernickel

 

[crazychemgirl]

That was worth at least a centimeter of laughter

What do I need to do to get a full meter?

 

[Mrtenant]

What do I need to do to get a full metre?

I'm sure there's some blowhard around here that could be inspirational?

 

[Bry1313]

Fair … lmao

I noticed the tuna in oil isn’t fishy smelling like the tuna in water

I once watched a kid in the band drink the tuna water from the can at a college football game. That memory will haunt me forever

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hi, I’m Binny’s Brooklyn Reuben, but on Rye please instead of Pumpernickel

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[MindYaBitness]

That was worth at least a centimeter of laughter

Sure, but if it's a guy measuring, that centimeter is suddenly a full inch

 

[Bry1313]

There's also sleepy and hungry

Hence 2nd lunch

 

[BrendaBear]

Look… it’s the ruler of the man brain.

I thought that was a penis.

 

[Lmizzler]

My votes are definitely for sale but you're going to have to up your game. #Ionlyhaveeyes4Miz

While I’m truly flattered by this hashtag…Bogey, all of Lit knows you have eyes for anything with tits or an ass.
The best I can offer is moobs and a hairy, pancake butt.
#ionlyhaveeyes4miz

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sure, but if it's a guy measuring, that centimeter is suddenly a full inch

My brain is statistically average, but very enthusiastic as well.