Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

First of all, it's a ranch, and, as the proverb states: a stallion cannot live on whisky alone. Eventually they have to find nice boobs greener pastures.

Nice try, but I'm pretty sure you have neither the bate, nor equipment to catch such a purebred. Plus, given the age difference, he's likely too fast for you. Better run, you're gonna miss him...
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

All of the reason. I mean, you and Bry are fantastic, in so many ways, but still -- two paper matches before the sun.

Ur dumb.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thank you so much for this award that I will treasure for the rest of my life. I'm so glad that my willingness to flash my tits is recognized and appreciated by all of you. I'd like to thank my parents, I guess. Without them, I may not have these blessed titties. Although they would be absolutely horrified that I post nudes online. And for that, I'm not at all sorry.

I'd like to thank God... for giving me an extra sprinkle of the titty goodness that you all get to appreciate on a regular basis.

Thank you all for your nominations. I cannot express how grateful my titties are.

I have praised you many times, for your beauty, yes, but more for your grace and charm. So this time I will remind you that you are an incredibly special person, and I am happy to call you my friend. We are all better for knowing you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ur dumb.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ur dumb.

This might have been the funniest reply I have seen in a while.

 

[Amanda330]

All of the reason. I mean, you and Bry are fantastic, in so many ways, but still -- two paper matches before the sun.

Now now... let's not get carried away. While I'm integral to the awesomeness of our throuple - Both @Bry1313 and @SalaciousMonkey22 are both the bread of our sandwich. Without bread, a sandwich is nothing - just completely unsatisfying. Plus they're both hilarious, kind, and sexy motherfuckers.

As said by Sancho Panza in Don Quixote, "If thou tastest a crust of bread, thou tastest all the stars and all the heavens" and they ain't even crusty.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Now now... let's not get carried away. While I'm integral to the awesomeness of our throuple - Both @Bry1313 and @SalaciousMonkey22 are both the bread of our sandwich. Without bread, a sandwich is nothing - just completely unsatisfying. Plus they're both hilarious, kind, and sexy motherfuckers.

As said by Sancho Panza in Don Quixote, "If thou tastest a crust of bread, thou tastest all the stars and all the heavens" and they ain't even crusty.

Bread merely limits of what is contained within the sandwich. Everyone knows the tastiest part is what is in the middle.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Bread merely limits of what is contained within the sandwich. Everyone knows the tastiest part is what is in the middle.

Ur dumb

 

[crazychemgirl]

Bread merely limits of what is contained within the sandwich. Everyone knows the tastiest part is what is in the middle.

Did you just refer to @amanda as sandwich innards?

Like bologna?

 

[Amanda330]

Bread merely limits of what is contained within the sandwich. Everyone knows the tastiest part is what is in the middle.

Wrong.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did you just refer to @amanda as sandwich innards?

Like bologna?

Ur not dumb

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Did you just refer to @amanda as sandwich innards?

Like bologna?

Sweet and tasty, like jam. Or so I assume.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wrong.

Right?

You could have a masterpiece of a sandwich … all shaved fresh turkey… delicious thick cut bacon …. Smoked aged cheddar …. A vinegary pickle… plump, juicy tomato


But if you put two pieces of stale, moldy, wonder-bread around it…, I guarantee you won’t be as satisfied as say … 2 fluffy, buttery pieces of sourdough

 

[Secretintoelderly]

God, now I'm hungry. Thanks all!

 

[Amanda330]

Sweet and tasty, like jam. Or so I assume.

Definitely not spicy enough. I'm sweet... But I'll also burn your motherfucking mouth off.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Right?

You could have a masterpiece of a sandwich … all shaved fresh turkey… delicious thick cut bacon …. Smoked aged cheddar …. A vinegary pickle


But if you put two pieces of stale, moldy, wonder-bread around it…, I guarantee you won’t be as satisfied as say … 2 fluffy, buttery pieces of sourdough

You can enjoy all those delicious components without the bread too.

Did you just call Amanda a turkey?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Men… please never refer to snooter as tasting like jam.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Right?

You could have a masterpiece of a sandwich … all shaved fresh turkey… delicious thick cut bacon …. Smoked aged cheddar …. A vinegary pickle… plump, juicy tomato


But if you put two pieces of stale, moldy, wonder-bread around it…, I guarantee you won’t be as satisfied as say … 2 fluffy, buttery pieces of sourdough

You had me with fluffy and buttery

 

[crazychemgirl]

You can enjoy all those delicious components without the bread too.

Did you just call Amanda a turkey?

I’m sure she doesn’t mind it when I do it.

It’s my favourite sandwich

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Definitely not spicy enough. I'm sweet... But I'll also burn your motherfucking mouth off.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Definitely not spicy enough. I'm sweet... But I'll also burn your motherfucking mouth off.

Have to lay down now

 

[crazychemgirl]

A VERY quick timer in the face thread

 

[crazychemgirl]

*poofs in 3… 2…. 1

 

[SherlockianMan]

Men… please never refer to snooter as tasting like jam.

I don't think I've ever used the word shooter before, so I think Im safe from that ever happening

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't think I've ever used the word shooter before, so I think Im safe from that ever happening

Snooter