Sex & Shenanigans

Thank you so much for this award that I will treasure for the rest of my life. I'm so glad that my willingness to flash my tits is recognized and appreciated by all of you. I'd like to thank my parents, I guess. Without them, I may not have these blessed titties. Although they would be absolutely horrified that I post nudes online. And for that, I'm not at all sorry.

I'd like to thank God... for giving me an extra sprinkle of the titty goodness that you all get to appreciate on a regular basis.

Thank you all for your nominations. I cannot express how grateful my titties are.
You have the sweetest, kindest … most glorious set of tatas … but also… your heart and brain and personality are fucking fire.
 
Thank you so much for this award that I will treasure for the rest of my life. I'm so glad that my willingness to flash my tits is recognized and appreciated by all of you. I'd like to thank my parents, I guess. Without them, I may not have these blessed titties. Although they would be absolutely horrified that I post nudes online. And for that, I'm not at all sorry.

I'd like to thank God... for giving me an extra sprinkle of the titty goodness that you all get to appreciate on a regular basis.

Thank you all for your nominations. I cannot express how grateful my titties are.
We are blessed by your bosom. But also your wit, charm, and sweetness! And very enticing lips, as noted by Sherlock.
 
I had him long before he knew you existed. What we have is special and transcends any stable.
First of all, it's a ranch, and, as the proverb states: a stallion cannot live on whisky alone. Eventually they have to find nice boobs greener pastures.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a stallion to steal.
Nice try, but I'm pretty sure you have neither the bate, nor equipment to catch such a purebred. Plus, given the age difference, he's likely too fast for you. Better run, you're gonna miss him...
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First of all, it's a ranch, and, as the proverb states: a stallion cannot live on whisky alone. Eventually they have to find nice boobs greener pastures.

Nice try, but I'm pretty sure you have neither the bate, nor equipment to catch such a purebred. Plus, given the age difference, he's likely too fast for you. Better run, you're gonna miss him...
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First of all, it's a ranch, and, as the proverb states: a stallion cannot live on whisky alone. Eventually they have to find nice boobs greener pastures.

Nice try, but I'm pretty sure you have neither the bait, nor equipment to catch such a purebred. Plus, given the age difference, he's likely too fast for you. Better run, you're gonna miss him...
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