Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I'm being an adorable angel, as per.

Yes, that is exactly what I meant.

 

[lavendersilk]

But see, I think you also have to adjust for time in this, right? Like, some of us have been here for years, and things, you know, happen.

Yes. I've been here since... *checks* 2006? So, I am a nun.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes. I've been here since... *checks* 2006? So, I am a nun.

Want a change of habit?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I mean…how many people here would have had to hear a person orgasm for that person to be considered a slut? AFAF

The only way I think I'm getting an audio is if I say everyone, so that's my answer

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Don't be pedantic.

No

https://64.media.tumblr.com/b9e4d6b9c85460cb05e91e2cf40e5168/tumblr_mx9dh3nWWk1t55xupo1_400.gif

A-one, a-two, a-threeee? Well if that’s all it takes, I’m definitely a slut!

Oh, that wasn't what I was trying to say...

Oh? Translation needed!

Put my on the slut list. I already know my number is too high.

*Sits on @positiveflirt ’s lap to make room for @Lmizzler at the sluts table*

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yes, that is exactly what I meant.

 

[positiveflirt]

*Sits on @positiveflirt ’s lap to make room for @Lmizzler at the sluts table*

Oh myyyy

 

[LupineOne]

You guys are making me feel like a slut. Thanks.

You’re just a good girl

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[crazychemgirl]

OK FUCKERS AND FUCKETTES … are you ready???

I’m so grateful to all of you for posting here and making this the amazing place it is… love you all!!!

Let’s get this going!!!! ​

 

[hotoldrguy]

I believe you mean heilig sheiB? (can't type the fancy german double-S..)

I'm just hoping there are no actual german speakers here to butcher my pronounciation! But also thank you <3

I thought scheisse was shit...

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh? Translation needed!

Stop on by and I will try it again in another tongue.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Award #1: Poster who has had the most snarkiest, most scathing, most hilarious come-backs in the last 5000 pages


@Wand3rlust

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

OK FUCKERS AND FUCKETTES … are you ready???

I’m so grateful to all of you for posting here and making this the amazing place it is… love you all!!!

Let’s get this going!!!! ​

Okay, pausing my break for this. Let's do it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Award #2: Poster who has demonstrated the BEST ability to illicit thirsty reactions.. who is making you WET / HARD people??

@Tigobitties98

 

[Lmizzler]

Oh myyyy

You're welcome.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I thought scheisse was shit...

That is the Anglicization of it. It is written "scheiß."

 

[crazychemgirl]

Award #3: Poster who will ALWAYS lend a friendly ear (screen) and make others feel special / worthy / loved?

@LupineOne

 

[crazychemgirl]

Award #4: Poster who is always right in the middle of it … who is in the drama / in the trenches .. always ready to throw down?

@Bry1313

 

[hotoldrguy]

That is the Anglicization of it. It is written "scheiß."

my point was I thought she was translating holy FUCK

 

[crazychemgirl]

Award #5: Poster who takes “Post Whoring” to a whole norther level .. who is slutting it up ALL over shenanigans and you LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT?!!

@SalaciousMonkey22

 

[UnquietDreams]

my point was I thought she was translating holy FUCK

*shakes head* you are correct. Sorry, missed an "e."

Fuck is 'scheiße"

 

[crazychemgirl]

Award #6: Poster who is always ready with friendly boobs / friendly vag / friendly dick … whatever is asked for them??

@Amanda330

 

[crazychemgirl]

Award #7: Poster whose posts always make you (and everyone else) laugh until milk (or other fluids) come out of your nose??

@Mrtenant