Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Where did they go?

That answer is sealed by the courts

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

In a hole in a butt there played a monkey. It was a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, not a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a monkey-hole, and that means pleasure.

28% of these words are spot on.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Where did they go?

A small island off of Madagascar. No one knows why...

 

[UnquietDreams]

In a hole in a butt there played a monkey. It was a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, not a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a monkey-hole, and that means pleasure.

I just snorted coffee through my nose. You owe me a new nose.

 

[Lmizzler]

What are you miscreants up to today?
Is @Wand3rlust behaving herself?

 

[UnquietDreams]

What are you miscreants up to today?
Is @Wand3rlust behaving herself?

Well, she is behaving as she does, so...yes?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Where did they go?

I haven’t lived in a place with a tub in … 4 years?

Shower orgasms just aren’t the same when there’s a risk of concussion from weak leg falling

 

[Wand3rlust]

What are you miscreants up to today?
Is @Wand3rlust behaving herself?

I'm being an adorable angel, as per.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

How many of you speak another language?

I understand more Spanish than I can actually speak. I find myself searching for words with more nuance than my brain has catalogued.

I’m shivering with……….

https://media1.tenor.com/m/FFKBN15QXIQAAAAC/anticipation-rocky-horror-picture-show.gif

Get out of my head!

Oh, yes, we did baby sign, so if the ASL conversation consists of "I want milk not water," or "The tiger has gone out,"--which doesn't come up in conversation as much as you would think it would-- I am your guy.

We’ve been over this! Making honking gestures toward my tits is NOT how you say “I want milk, not water” in ASL!

Pedantry FTW

I've given it up for Lent.

But Lent is over

I have only received 1 orgasm audio to date …. How disappointing

I've only ever sent mine to 1 person.

You guys are making me feel like a slut. Thanks.

So glad I'm not the only one who was briefly assessing their life choices

Gurrrrl same.
https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/D4E22AQHUgMJ9W-sqsQ/feedshare-shrink_2048_1536/0/1679925540221?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=JNF31daLNSev79Q5BpUnfiz0UsX59D8PN3UQHh4uWRs

I promise that you are in good company. Or, mediocre company, since I'm talking about myself

Joins @Indie , @positiveflirt , @lavendersilk and @LustfulIntentions2 at the sluts table

First of all, who says that's a bad thing?
Secondly, you can't be that slutty if you haven't sent it to everyone here.

I mean…how many people here would have had to hear a person orgasm for that person to be considered a slut? AFAF

 

[lavendersilk]

I just snorted coffee through my nose. You owe me a new nose.

Bet you wish you liked ice coffee now huh?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I haven’t lived in a place with a tub in … 4 years?

Shower orgasms just aren’t the same when there’s a risk of concussion from weak leg falling

I've got a tub. You are welcome to it. I am just helpful that way.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Bet you wish you liked ice coffee now huh?

Nope. Snorting out artificial flavoring, sugar, and ice cubes would probably be worse.

 

[vagrantx]

28% of these words are spot on.

56 words. Divided by 100, times 28, roughly 15 words spot on.

In a hole in a butt there played a monkey.
It was a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell,
not a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was
a monkey-hole, and that means pleasure.


(i'm sorry monkey. i still love you)

 

[UnquietDreams]

But Lent is over

Don't be pedantic.

 

[positiveflirt]

Nope. Snorting out artificial flavoring, sugar, and ice cubes would probably be worse.

Actual lol. Well done.

 

[lavendersilk]

I mean…how many people here would have had to hear a person orgasm for that person to be considered a slut? AFAF

https://64.media.tumblr.com/b9e4d6b9c85460cb05e91e2cf40e5168/tumblr_mx9dh3nWWk1t55xupo1_400.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

We’ve been over this! Making honking gestures toward my tits is NOT how you say “I want milk, not water” in ASL!

Oh, that wasn't what I was trying to say...

 

[Lmizzler]

I'm being an adorable angel, as per.

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZ240cnY3M2kzeGxlZWIzbTR1N2x2MWlxY2k2dmo2Z3cyM3J6aDN5aCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/YO67H5gJJX1JtEwRIA/giphy-downsized-large.gif

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have only received 1 orgasm audio to date …. How disappointing

well you are one ahead of me...

 

[Lmizzler]

I mean…how many people here would have had to hear a person orgasm for that person to be considered a slut? AFAF

Put my on the slut list. I already know my number is too high.

 

[Lmizzler]

Well, she is behaving as she does, so...yes?

I'd expect nothing less and nothing more.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/b9e4d6b9c85460cb05e91e2cf40e5168/tumblr_mx9dh3nWWk1t55xupo1_400.gif

I remember that commercial. "1, 2, 3, crunch. 3."

So....3?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Joins @Indie , @positiveflirt , @lavendersilk and @LustfulIntentions2 at the sluts table


I mean…how many people here would have had to hear a person orgasm for that person to be considered a slut? AFAF

But see, I think you also have to adjust for time in this, right? Like, some of us have been here for years, and things, you know, happen.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Challenge accepted

https://vocaroo.com/1o7n7cHVZq6v

Fantastic!!!!!

 

[subdudeme13]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/b9e4d6b9c85460cb05e91e2cf40e5168/tumblr_mx9dh3nWWk1t55xupo1_400.gif

Is being a slut a bad thing? (Asking for a friend)