Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

Good morning degenerates. This morning's photo is a reminder giving peace a chance is still an option:


Note the flip flop which serves as the 38th parallel.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning degenerates. This morning's photo is a reminder giving peace a chance is still an option:
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Note the flip flop which serves as the 38th parallel.

Good morning boo

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[Amanda330]

Good morning degenerates. This morning's photo is a reminder giving peace a chance is still an option:
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Note the flip flop which serves as the 38th parallel.

Peace can fuck off...

But. Cute animals.

 

[Qky75]

Good morning boo

Good morning lovely

 

[SherlockianMan]

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Hopefully that coffee is lukewarm, otherwise it might be hard to explain a circular ass burn

 

[Mrtenant]

Peace can fuck off...

But. Cute animals.

Wanna wrestle?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning lovely

How you doing today?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hopefully that coffee is lukewarm, otherwise it might be hard to explain a circular ass burn

That sounds awful....
Everyone knows coffee is best served hot or frozen ...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wanna wrestle?

Please?

 

[dawn_of_night]

 

[Qky75]

How you doing today?

Better. Just doing the therapeutic manscaping and shower atm

 

[dawn_of_night]

Better. Just doing the therapeutic manscaping and shower atm

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Peace can fuck off...

But. Cute animals.

Did you…not get more coffee yesterday?

 

[dawn_of_night]

So imagine this....
Here I am minding my own business scrolling my Pinterest and I've been saving some inspiration and affirmations that are important to me....
And what happens on the 5th try....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Did you…not get more coffee yesterday?

Maybe we should check if she has a gopuff locally....

 

[SherlockianMan]

Better. Just doing the therapeutic manscaping and shower atm

Therapeutic manscaping reminds me of some advice I once gave someone: if you are ever irrationally angry, shave your balls. If you can stay angry with a razor to your sack, you probably have rage issues.

 

[__Nathan1968]

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I believe that’s SuperHuman.

One of my parishioners was all excited to tell me that her daughter and son-in-law are finally trying to have a baby.
I didn't say this out loud, but all I could think was, "are you bragging that your daughter is rawdogging?"

“No more swallowing, eh”

How did they take the balls temperature?

Probably not rectally.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Therapeutic manscaping reminds me of some advice I once gave someone: if you are ever irrationally angry, shave your balls. If you can stay angry with a razor to your sack, you probably have rage issues.

Please don't encourage him to cut a nut.....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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It’s what it looks like?! What else is it?

My brain won’t let me see anything else

Right???? Somebody with a clean mind needs to fill us in

Nope
It's only ever going to be a bin and a boner.

I'm sorry. I don't know what it's not supposed to be then....

That's what it is.
I don't know what it's supposed to be.
It's a bin and a boner

No, really…what the fuck else could it be?!?

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I don’t get her a snack but I never say shit or even smirk when she inevitably goes in to buy one.

It’s not just the snack itself, it’s being thought of. And Jod help the hubby who gets himself a snack and doesn’t get one for his wifey!

 

[Azuldrgon]

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No, really…what the fuck else could it be?!?




It’s not just the snack itself, it’s being thought of. And Jod help the hubby who gets himself a snack and doesn’t get one for his wifey!

*sees Kitty*

*smiles rest of the day*

 

[Mrtenant]

Therapeutic manscaping reminds me of some advice I once gave someone: if you are ever irrationally angry, shave your balls. If you can stay angry with a razor to your sack, you probably have rage issues.

In all my years of therapy, that, never came up.

 

[Qky75]

In all my years of therapy, that, never came up.

To clarify my nuts are safely out of range. I find taking extended time in a day off to clean up my chia pet head without the morning rush rush therapeutic. Thank you for your concern of course.

 

[Mrtenant]

To clarify my nuts are safely out of range. I find taking extended time in a day off to clean up my chia pet head without the morning rush rush therapeutic. Thank you for your concern of course.

Yea, I was thinking about me, as always.

Glad to know I'm not the only chewbacca around here though.

 

[Bbl87]

Wanna wrestle?

I tried that line last night. But apparently when you're standing there naked with a boner, people think you have an ulterior motive.