Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

Or three. Morning Shenanigang!

 

[SherlockianMan]

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Make it voiced by Samuel L Jackson. "I said turn, Motherfucker. English, do you speak it?"

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or three. Morning Shenanigang!
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You like me already

 

[LupineOne]

You like me already

I can never not like you

 

[MindYaBitness]

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You should be a marriage counselor

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well, balls are 2°F cooler than the rest of the body, so maybe high as balls 2 (insert measurements of choice) higher than normal consciousness? IDK, my mathing could be off, as I'm high AF as well, on my sleep gummies

I also would like sleep gummies....

 

[Bry1313]

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My brain won’t let me see anything else

 

[MindYaBitness]

My brain won’t let me see anything else

Right???? Somebody with a clean mind needs to fill us in

 

[dawn_of_night]

I love that we were both high last night

Jelly

 

[dawn_of_night]

What the fuck is up fuckers?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I still giggle at the GEICO commercial when the couple is driving through a field and the driver says "is the GPS doing the "Cha Cha Slide?"

Everybody clap your hands ...

 

[UnquietDreams]

What the fuck is up fuckers?

Good morning, sweetheart.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

One of my parishioners was all excited to tell me that her daughter and son-in-law are finally trying to have a baby.
I didn't say this out loud, but all I could think was, "are you bragging that your daughter is rawdogging?"

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well, balls are 2°F cooler than the rest of the body, so maybe high as balls 2 (insert measurements of choice) higher than normal consciousness? IDK, my mathing could be off, as I'm high AF as well, on my sleep gummies

How did they take the balls temperature?

 

[Wriggle]

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Nope
It's only ever going to be a bin and a boner.

 

[SherlockianMan]

One of my parishioners was all excited to tell me that her daughter and son-in-law are finally trying to have a baby.
I didn't say this out loud, but all I could think was, "are you bragging that your daughter is rawdogging?"

I've always found it weird that somehow that is a perfectly acceptable way to declare you are fucking a lot in polite conversation.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning, sweetheart.

Is it good?
It is morning, that's for sure...
Is it a good morning?
TBD.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Nope
It's only ever going to be a bin and a boner.

I'm sorry. I don't know what it's not supposed to be then....

 

[dawn_of_night]

How did they take the balls temperature?

One of those point and click tools

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I don’t get her a snack but I never say shit or even smirk when she inevitably goes in to buy one.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning, sweetheart.

 

[Wriggle]

I'm sorry. I don't know what it's not supposed to be then....

That's what it is.
I don't know what it's supposed to be.
It's a bin and a boner

 

[dawn_of_night]

One of my parishioners was all excited to tell me that her daughter and son-in-law are finally trying to have a baby.
I didn't say this out loud, but all I could think was, "are you bragging that your daughter is rawdogging?"

Good morning you, I hope that today goes smoothly for you

 

[dawn_of_night]

That's what it is.
I don't know what it's supposed to be.
It's a bin and a boner

*Fist bump*
Thanks bro.

 

[Mrtenant]

One of my parishioners was all excited to tell me that her daughter and son-in-law are finally trying to have a baby.
I didn't say this out loud, but all I could think was, "are you bragging that your daughter is rawdogging?"

Believe it or not, I would be the one to actually say that. And then get the side-eye and frowny face from MrsT for the next week