Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Your award seems in the bag. Let’s work on your campaign song and get you added

Man all I been doing the last few days is singing and dancing

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can I be the harbinger of sorrow awakening the dead? That sounds cool.

Harbinger’s like one of the best words

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s ok … I got you.

I’m sure … you will get an award.

Why does this sound so threatening?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think I’ve sent out more friendly boobs than @SalaciousMonkey22

Sez you

 

[UnquietDreams]

Harbinger’s like one of the best words

"The Harbinger of Doom!"
"No, that's the doorbell."

 

[Amanda330]

Harbinger’s like one of the best words

Right? I could get into being a harbinger...

 

[dawn_of_night]

It's there to cover my face, heh.

But...

But...

The beard....

Oh but the coverage is Soo damned delicious....

 

[dawn_of_night]

It's there to cover my face, heh.

I messed up....

Can I change my answer...


I'll cover your face...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Holy shit. Holy shit holy shit holy shit

@Indie @OrdinaryPerson IMPORTANT IMPORTANT!

https://suno.com/song/768498c7-cfcc-4fd9-aed2-8bd02ef3c814

CLICK! LISTEN!

This is perfect! I hope @OrdinaryPerson loves it as much as I do

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why does this sound so threatening?

It's the pause. Like something out of The Godfather, or Sean in The Good Place.
"Did that sound evil? I didn't mean it to. I was sincere."

 

[crazychemgirl]

Categories are as follows:


1. Poster who has had the most snarkiest, most scathing, most hilarious come-backs in the last 5000 pages

2. Poster who has demonstrated the BEST ability to illicit thirsty reactions.. who is making you WET / HARD people??

3. Poster who will ALWAYS lend a friendly ear (screen) and make others feel special / worthy / loved?

4. Poster who is always right in the middle of it … who is in the drama / in the trenches .. always ready to throw down?

5. Poster who takes “Post Whoring” to a whole norther level .. who is slutting it up ALL over shenanigans and you LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT?!!

6. Poster who is always ready with friendly boobs / friendly vag / friendly dick … whatever is asked for them??

7. Poster whose posts always make you (and everyone else) laugh until milk (or other fluids) come out of your nose??

8. Poster who always seems to have the tea … whose gossip is so desired they are sought out far and wide to dish??

9. Poster who you makes you jealous with their smokin hot body, quick wit and general fun energy??


And bringing back an old favourite…

10. BEST NEW POSTER! … who’s a newbie that has made your shenanigans experience so much better just by posting?


THE RULES!!

*** you must submit ALL nominations by PM

*** you can nominate up to 3 posters per category

*** write-in nominations need a description of WHY you are nominating that person

**** BUMP

 

[Amanda330]

**** BUMP

So, how long until the awards are announced? AFAF

 

[crazychemgirl]

So, how long until the awards are announced? AFAF

Uhm… I usually go about a week or so to give everyone a chance to submit.

Then I need time to tally it all up and do up the awards …

So sometime next week?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Right? I could get into being a harbinger...

If you’re ever in a room and someone busts Harbinger out totally seriously and unironically in conversation, either they a) Take D&D way too seriously, or b) some real serious shit is about to go down. In either case, expeditious retreat is advised.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Uhm… I usually go about a week or so to give everyone a chance to submit.

Then I need time to tally it all up and do up the awards …

So sometime next week?

“tally”

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or whenever I feel like it

 

[crazychemgirl]

“tally”

I can show you the excel spreadsheet … it’s all very sexy work

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can show you the excel spreadsheet … it’s all very sexy work

I’ll take friendly spreadsheet over friendly vag 6 days outta the week.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ll take friendly spreadsheet over friendly vag 6 days outta the week.

Sexy spreadsheet.

 

[Wriggle]

I can show you the excel spreadsheet … it’s all very sexy work

Fit

 

[BrendaBear]

So, how long until the awards are announced? AFAF

Uhm… I usually go about a week or so to give everyone a chance to submit.

Then I need time to tally it all up and do up the awards …

So sometime next week?

Oh... that was too fast (giving the answer, not the answer itself)... I was going to make up some crap about how you were doing heavy math stuff to make sure all the variations are accounted for correctly, and the special "BS detection routine" was being used to ensure everything was on the up and up... and try to make up some other mathier sounding spreadsheet talk... then say something like "so when she's sick of looking at this data..." or some such shit.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Uhm… I usually go about a week or so to give everyone a chance to submit.

Then I need time to tally it all up and do up the awards …

So sometime next week?

Hmm..is there an independent verifier?

 

[BrendaBear]

“tally”

You know you want to say it... you are just drooling thinking about it...

go ahead... utter the phrase...

Tally, Ho!!!

 

[Amanda330]

Hmm..is there an independent verifier?

I volunteer as tribute.

Edited to assure everyone that I'm very independent.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hmm..is there an independent verifier?

I think in the last couple I showed the results to your alts before I posted