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Bry1313 said:
How did you know? I mean…..seriously, how did you know?



In a land where shadows stretch and whisper tales of doom,
A prophecy was written in an ancient, sacred tomb.
Upon a scroll of parchment, with ink as dark as night,
The fate of all mankind was sealed, a testament to fright.

When the seventh moon has risen, and the sun's light turns to red,
A harbinger of sorrow shall awaken from the dead.
Mountains will crumble, and the seas will boil and steam,
The prophecy of doomsday shall unravel like a dream.

The first sign shall be thunder, rolling through the sky,
A voice of distant agony, a universal cry.
The earth will crack and shatter, releasing flames below,
A river of molten lava where cool waters used to flow.

The second sign, a famine, will sweep across the lands,
Crops will wither, livestock fall, no grain within our hands.
The mighty shall grow weaker, the humble shall despair,
As hunger gnaws the belly, and emptiness fills the air.

The third sign is a pestilence, a plague upon the breeze,
A sickness born of darkness, carried by the trees.
From village unto village, it spreads without a sound,
An unseen, deadly specter, laying waste to all it found.

The fourth sign, stars will vanish, swallowed by the night,
An endless void of darkness, devoid of guiding light.
Hope will fade to shadows, dreams shall turn to dust,
A world engulfed in blackness, consumed by fear and lust.

The fifth sign is a tempest, a storm of ice and fire,
Winds that howl with fury, lifting souls up higher.
Hailstones mixed with embers, a whirlwind of despair,
Nature’s wrath unbridled, tearing through the air.

The sixth sign is a silence, so deep it chills the bone,
A stillness that's unbroken, where once the wild things roamed.
No bird will sing at sunrise, no whisper in the night,
A quiet so unsettling, it fills the heart with fright.

The seventh and final sign, the heavens shall divide,
A rift across the firmament, a portal open wide.
From this breach, a darkness spills, a tide of endless woe,
The prophecy's fulfillment, the end of all we know.

But within this tale of terror, a spark of hope remains,
A whisper of redemption, a cure for all the pains.
For in the heart of mankind, a resilience doth reside,
A strength to face the darkness, with courage as their guide.

If unity prevails, and hearts remain as one,
The prophecy can alter, and a new dawn can be won.
Through trials and tribulations, mankind shall rise anew,
For in the face of doomsday, the human spirit grew.

So heed the ancient warning, let not despair take hold,
For within the dire prophecy, a brighter truth unfolds.
In unity and courage, in love that conquers fear,
The end is just a passage, to a dawn that's crystal clear.
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Can I be the harbinger of sorrow awakening the dead? That sounds cool.
 
UnquietDreams said:
Ohhhh... "Harbinger of Sorrow bearing a nice Continental breakfast with fresh coffee."
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No deal! I’m super anemic and can’t drink coffee because it blocks iron absorption 😫 Also, my nocturnal insomniac self has a long-standing rule:
Do not wake me up unless…
1) …you have waffles
2) …it’s with kisses
or
3) …the building is on fire
 
Kitty_so_frisky said:
I mean…sure, but maybe we can fake-wrestle in strawberry preserves and whipped cream for a few minutes so he doesn’t think I’m just here for the strawberries and chocolate? 🤫
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I mean, of you wanna really wrestle.....
I'm just saying... I could through in an O or two for you...
🤷😘
Kitty_so_frisky said:
IIRC, I think it was Smooter, but too lazy to look it up RN
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Kitty_so_frisky said:
No deal! I’m super anemic and can’t drink coffee because it blocks iron absorption 😫 Also, my nocturnal insomniac self has a long-standing rule:
Do not wake me up unless…
1) …you have waffles
2) …it’s with kisses
or
3) …the building is on fire
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How about kisses and flaming waffles?
 
Kitty_so_frisky said:
Sure, @Mr_bogey ‘s thirst is undeniable, but @Bry1313 had a shark avatar when I rejoined Lit, so to me, he will always be the thirstiest fucking shark in the ocean


@OrdinaryPerson had a seal avatar when I rejoined, so she can be the thirstiest seal in the ocean 😜 IDK what thirsty water creature Bogey wants to be 🤷🏻‍♀️


Sir, that is eligible for a 😍 reaction, but as it is not a strawberry-flavored *cock,* it is not exchangeable for 25% credit towards a friendly vag repost. We are currently at 0% credit ☹️


Vancouver, WA? The guy I was [it’s complicated] around this time last year lives there!


Wait, seriously?! Shit. Was that originally posted in the rules this morning? Pretty sure I nominated more than 3 in a few categories, and they’re listed in alphabetical order, not order of preference 🤬
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Trying to do sea creatures math... Is the thirstiest shark thirstier than the thirstiest seal?
 
OrdinaryPerson said:
Trying to do sea creatures math... Is the thirstiest shark thirstier than the thirstiest seal?
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Probably depends on the size/breeds, but probably? Sharks are fish and “breathe” water through their gills, whereas seals are mammals and need to come up for air regularly. But if it was a very large seal the size of a lion and a tiny shark the size of a koi fish, that might skew the results 🤔
 
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