Sex & Shenanigans

[hotoldrguy]

We don't need no stinkin' PJ's!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I play mostly hand percussion now,

Yeah. *sigh*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Awards after party together with the Best Couple? We can even swap

As long as no one gets left in the car

 

[UnquietDreams]

We don't need no stinkin' PJ's!

Not if they stink, no.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yeah. *sigh*

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning, love. You don't have to call me lord. "Ho" is fine.

Mhmm... No comment.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oddly I haven't put your panties on eiether

Nooo, those are mine....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nooo, those are mine....

Oh, sorry, those are mine.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ok … so does anyone else do this?

Because there have been such debate over the pronunciation of certain words like caramel and pecan… when you actually go to say them in real life … do you have an existential crisis about how you actually say it because you can’t remember how you said it before the debate?

As long as you say it the right way, noone will care.

Or judge you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

As long as you say it the right way, noone will care.

Or judge you.

I do say it the right way. Dico ergo verum est will be carved on my tombstone.

Because I am pretentious, and everything is cooler in bad Latin.

 

[BrendaBear]

As long as you say it the right way, no one will care.

Or judge you.

Oh.... that's going to help with the anxiety.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Nooo, those are mine....

Oh, sorry, those are mine.

https://y.yarn.co/f5482036-fec5-4308-8c31-1512f8a3a5a4_text.gif

 

[Qky75]

Don't make me pull out the sniff test...

 

[BrendaBear]

Don't make me pull out the sniff test...

You keep your snooter out of my panties, mister!

 

[crazychemgirl]

As long as you say it the right way, noone will care.

Or judge you.

Except you, right?

 

[Wand3rlust]

You keep your snooter out of my panties, mister!

I so want a scenario where I can say this in real life. I think this is the funniest sentence I've seen in ages.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Except you, right?

I'd never judge you, my lovely friend.

Because I know you'd be a good girl and say it correctly........

 

[UnquietDreams]

I so want a scenario where I can say this in real life. I think this is the funniest sentence I've seen in ages.

I would offer to help with that, but @Mr_bogey would probably nominate me for going to far yet again...

But I am just trying to be helpful.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I would offer to help with that, but @Mr_bogey would probably nominate me for going to far yet again...

But I am just trying to be helpful.

Ok, then you can say it for me with an accent ( I don't have one, or I'd do it)

 

[Apisto42]

Ok, then you can say it for me with an accent ( I don't have one, or I'd do it)

Everyone has an accent. You’re just too posh to admit it.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Everyone has an accent. You’re just too posh to admit it.

I ain't facking posh, ya eejit.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok, then you can say it for me with an accent ( I don't have one, or I'd do it)

What would you like me to say?

 

[Apisto42]

I ain't facking posh, ya eejit.

I suppose “shit biscuit” should have tipped me off to that fact. Ya numpty.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What would you like me to say?

You keep your snooter out of my panties, mister

 

[UnquietDreams]

I ain't facking posh, ya eejit.

"I love it when a posh bird talks dirty!"
-Dog Soldiers

I need to make a gif of that...