dawn_of_night
Literotica Guru
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- Dec 7, 2004
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Please...Oh, I can make you sticky...
You.
Thick,
Strawberry jam,
Sticky....
Oooh.
I..need..this...
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Please...Oh, I can make you sticky...
I’m still just me and that’s the important one.Because of how my mind works, I'm having a lot of difficulty recognising anyone since you all got new Avatars.
No matter how many times you change your avy, I will still see your name and immediately think of the thirstiest fucking shark in the oceanI’m still just me and that’s the important one.
Me too, please! @crazychemgirl

If that was a serious PM .. then yes.I just voted. @crazychemgirl do I get a sticker?
Mhmm.I’m still just me and that’s the important one.
In a world of OrdinaryPerson’s and Bogey’s how is this still possible?No matter how many times you change your avy, I will still see your name and immediately think of the thirstiest fucking shark in the ocean![]()
Categories are as follows:
1. Poster who has had the most snarkiest, most scathing, most hilarious come-backs in the last 5000 pages
2. Poster who has demonstrated the BEST ability to illicit thirsty reactions.. who is making you WET / HARD people??
3. Poster who will ALWAYS lend a friendly ear (screen) and make others feel special / worthy / loved?
4. Poster who is always right in the middle of it … who is in the drama / in the trenches .. always ready to throw down?
5. Poster who takes “Post Whoring” to a whole norther level .. who is slutting it up ALL over shenanigans and you LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT?!!
6. Poster who is always ready with friendly boobs / friendly vag / friendly dick … whatever is asked for them??
7. Poster whose posts always make you (and everyone else) laugh until milk (or other fluids) come out of your nose??
8. Poster who always seems to have the tea … whose gossip is so desired they are sought out far and wide to dish??
9. Poster who you makes you jealous with their smokin hot body, quick wit and general fun energy??
And bringing back an old favourite…
10. BEST NEW POSTER! … who’s a newbie that has made your shenanigans experience so much better just by posting??
It's that smile....
Shameful to only vote for yourself. Who would ever do that???
*Cough* thirsty*cough*Shameful to only vote for yourself. Who would ever do that???
I have voted for myself for President several times over the years.Shameful to only vote for yourself. Who would ever do that???
It’s really a strange phenomenonShameful to only vote for yourself. Who would ever do that???
Do doo be-do-dophenomenon
Do do-do dophenomenon
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!phenomenon
**bumpCategories are as follows:
1. Poster who has had the most snarkiest, most scathing, most hilarious come-backs in the last 5000 pages
2. Poster who has demonstrated the BEST ability to illicit thirsty reactions.. who is making you WET / HARD people??
3. Poster who will ALWAYS lend a friendly ear (screen) and make others feel special / worthy / loved?
4. Poster who is always right in the middle of it … who is in the drama / in the trenches .. always ready to throw down?
5. Poster who takes “Post Whoring” to a whole norther level .. who is slutting it up ALL over shenanigans and you LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT?!!
6. Poster who is always ready with friendly boobs / friendly vag / friendly dick … whatever is asked for them??
7. Poster whose posts always make you (and everyone else) laugh until milk (or other fluids) come out of your nose??
8. Poster who always seems to have the tea … whose gossip is so desired they are sought out far and wide to dish??
9. Poster who you makes you jealous with their smokin hot body, quick wit and general fun energy??
And bringing back an old favourite…
10. BEST NEW POSTER! … who’s a newbie that has made your shenanigans experience so much better just by posting??
BannedDo doo be-do-do
Do do-do do
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
Ranked Choice Voting, very progressive. Do you have that in Canada? (Honest question.)**bump
ALSO REMEMBER YOU CAN NOMINATE UP TO 3 posters IN EACH CATEGORY
Uhm.. no?Ranked Choice Voting, very progressive. Do you have that in Canada? (Honest question.)
I mean, it didn’t at all involve me singing it in my head.