Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

friendliest vags?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Very! So um…got any strawberry preserves or strawberry syrup?

Oh absolutely. Bring it on over, honey

 

[dawn_of_night]

Multiple times.

Hey Girl.

 

[Amanda330]

Welcome One and All to the 5000 Page
Sex & Shenanigans Awards!!!

This is an extremely coveted award and only the sexiest and most shenanigans will win!!!

Our categories this year have been painstakingly curated to give you the BEST and most FUN awards yet!!!


Are you ready??​

I love you daddy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Categories are as follows:


1. Poster who has had the most snarkiest, most scathing, most hilarious come-backs in the last 5000 pages

2. Poster who has demonstrated the BEST ability to illicit thirsty reactions.. who is making you WET / HARD people??

3. Poster who will ALWAYS lend a friendly ear (screen) and make others feel special / worthy / loved?

4. Poster who is always right in the middle of it … who is in the drama / in the trenches .. always ready to throw down?

5. Poster who takes “Post Whoring” to a whole norther level .. who is slutting it up ALL over shenanigans and you LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT?!!

6. Poster who is always ready with friendly boobs / friendly vag / friendly dick … whatever is asked for them??

7. Poster whose posts always make you (and everyone else) laugh until milk (or other fluids) come out of your nose??

8. Poster who always seems to have the tea … whose gossip is so desired they are sought out far and wide to dish??

9. Poster who you makes you jealous with their smokin hot body, quick wit and general fun energy??


And bringing back an old favourite…

10. BEST NEW POSTER! … who’s a newbie that has made your shenanigans experience so much better just by posting?


THE RULES!!

*** you must submit ALL nominations by PM

*** you can nominate up to 3 posters per category

*** write-in nominations need a description of WHY you are nominating that person

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait! Did I miss 5K?

You miss everything

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

That looks like OP.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also, is there a category for friendliest vags? @crazychemgirl

lmao I made one without even seeing this post

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Categories are as follows:


1. Poster who has had the most snarkiest, most scathing, most hilarious come-backs in the last 5000 pages

2. Poster who has demonstrated the BEST ability to illicit thirsty reactions.. who is making you WET / HARD people??

3. Poster who will ALWAYS lend a friendly ear (screen) and make others feel special / worthy / loved?

4. Poster who is always right in the middle of it … who is in the drama / in the trenches .. always ready to throw down?

5. Poster who takes “Post Whoring” to a whole norther level .. who is slutting it up ALL over shenanigans and you LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT?!!

6. Poster who is always ready with friendly boobs / friendly vag / friendly dick … whatever is asked for them??

7. Poster whose posts always make you (and everyone else) laugh until milk (or other fluids) come out of your nose??

8. Poster who always seems to have the tea … whose gossip is so desired they are sought out far and wide to dish??

9. Poster who you makes you jealous with their smokin hot body, quick wit and general fun energy??


And bringing back an old favourite…

10. BEST NEW POSTER! … who’s a newbie that has made your shenanigans experience so much better just by posting??

 

[UnquietDreams]

lmao I made one without even seeing this post

"Most Congenial Anatomy."

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I'm sorry, but my dick is a weapon, and definitely not friendly.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm sorry, but my dick is a weapon, and definitely not friendly.

does it “stab”

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm sorry, but my dick is a weapon, and definitely not friendly.

Does the DILF in your “DILF, Allegedly” tag stand for Dick I’d Like to Fight?

 

[Daisy_Love]

@Daisy_Love do you LOVE my new AV?

Oooooo skooshie cream and boobs!!!!
Hehe I love your new AV

 

[Amanda330]

I'm sorry, but my dick is a weapon, and definitely not friendly.

Is it more like a ... lance...? For jousting?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love you daddy.

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNmxhc28wZ2x0bXYzdXNoYjVhdnNwaDh6cmY3aXUyeWlndnBpbHhkciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/TRGwBgWPvpsJHQrIMG/giphy.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is it more like a ... lance...? For jousting?

Statistically average, but very enthusiastic...

 

[Qky75]

Right, you feel me....
I'm also not floppy

D has a thick uncut one....made me feel and holler all night last night

 

[Amanda330]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNmxhc28wZ2x0bXYzdXNoYjVhdnNwaDh6cmY3aXUyeWlndnBpbHhkciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/TRGwBgWPvpsJHQrIMG/giphy.gif

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

Statistically average, but very enthusiastic...

And soon to be strawberry-flavored?

 

[UnquietDreams]

And soon to be strawberry-flavored?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oooh … 1 nomination already submitted!!!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Does the DILF in your “DILF, Allegedly” tag stand for Dick I’d Like to Fight?

It does now!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I forgot to mention … write-in nominations are also accepted … if there is a poster you think deserves an award PLEASE send it my way ..

If I think it is worthy I will 100% give them a special nomination award!! ​

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I forgot to mention … write-in nominations are also accepted … if there is a poster you think deserves an award PLEASE send it my way ..

If I think it is worthy I will 100% give them a special nomination award!! ​

@Indie and @OrdinaryPerson