Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

We all did it at the same time on purpose... Just to confuse you.

Sweetie, I would recognize you anywhere...

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

IDK…why are you still wearing pants?

Consider it an act of preserving the eyeballs of others

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What ever cock she asks for, I would guess...

Oh…do we get to request customized cocks now? I’d like a thick one that tastes like strawberries, please

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh…do we get to request customized cocks now? I’d like a thick one that tastes like strawberries, please

I have a fresh jar of homemade strawberry jam, I can absolutely make that happen for you.

 

[positiveflirt]

Oh…do we get to request customized cocks now? I’d like a thick one that tastes like strawberries, please

*runs in out of breath*
HEY did someone order the chunky strawberry?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok fuckers … wake up and smell the award season … or is that pussy juice?

Either way … here we go!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ok fuckers … wake up and smell the award season … or is that pussy juice?

Either way … here we go!!

I’m sorry, she has a mind of her own

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m sorry, she has a mind of her own

I clicked.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Welcome One and All to the 5000 Page
Sex & Shenanigans Awards!!!

This is an extremely coveted award and only the sexiest and most shenanigans will win!!!

Our categories this year have been painstakingly curated to give you the BEST and most FUN awards yet!!!


Are you ready??​

 

[dawn_of_night]

Consider it an act of preserving the eyeballs of others

Please.
Let.
Me.
Go.
Blind.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have a fresh jar of homemade strawberry jam, I can absolutely make that happen for you.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I never said you would get the award if you sent the pic … I just said I wanted pics or it didn’t happen

No trophy for best couple.

Not until I see some good lit-banging between the two in question.

Ahem.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Wait! Did I miss 5K?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Welcome One and All to the 5000 Page
Sex & Shenanigans Awards!!!

This is an extremely coveted award and only the sexiest and most shenanigans will win!!!

Our categories this year have been painstakingly curated to give you the BEST and most FUN awards yet!!!


Are you ready??​

@Indie and i have our picture ready for the Best Couple acceptance speech

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I have a fresh jar of homemade strawberry jam, I can absolutely make that happen for you.

*runs in out of breath*
HEY did someone order the chunky strawberry?

I clicked.

I mean…I might be willing to repost it for a limited time in exchange for…at least 4 strawberry-flavored shenanigang cocks

(And that’s with the very generous friend discount, we all know the exchange rate on Lit is 10:1 )

 

[hotoldrguy]

I mean…I might be willing to repost it for a limited time in exchange for…at least 4 strawberry-flavored shenanigang cocks

Count me in as number 4

 

[Nicefella]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/ToMjGpKniGqRNLGBrhu/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9521z8bv7adxqs8wwwcc2cdvt8axjpajitirss6uc0w&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gAhem.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are you ready??​

Okay, I am better now. Proceed.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wait! Did I miss 5K?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

But do you last for 20 minutes?

Multiple times.

 

[vagrantx]

Ok fuckers … wake up and smell the award season … or is that pussy juice?

Either way … here we go!!

Hey girl.... Hey boy! Sex n' Shenanigans!! HERE WE GO!!!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Maybe not? I’ve heard things…

Lol uh...good things?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Lol uh...good things?

Very! So um…got any strawberry preserves or strawberry syrup?

 

[Nicefella]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/jUkBz88jdPHDa/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952a22mh8sek71ugo8wt0wd64zcyg2gxoejn05pkjul&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gMultiple times.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Also, is there a category for friendliest vags? @crazychemgirl