Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

We all did it at the same time on purpose... Just to confuse you.

Ooh.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm sad, Lit hasn't updated mine yet.

Fuckers.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning, sweetheart.

Ho.
*Nods*

 

[Amanda330]

I'm sad, Lit hasn't updated mine yet.

When did you submit it?

 

[Booboobear84]

I just sit on her face and let her breathe every now and then

But do you last for 20 minutes?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Is nudity happening? Cool I'm in. *unzip* *THUD*

That's quite the heavy belt buckle you have there

oh... is that what that was?

Maybe not? I’ve heard things…

 

[Mrtenant]

Upon reflection … you fuckers are not responsible enough to give yourself awards.


I will post the categories on page 5000

I don't need an award. Just wanna get paid. Any idea how hard it is to maintain the unsolicited dick pic reputation when I keep getting solicited?

 

[UnquietDreams]

When did you submit it?

A couple of days ago. It's about on schedule for how long it takes for me.

 

[Nicefella]

Is that like cumsluts… but different?

Slightly. I called a cumquat a cumslut once. I got the silent treatment ever since.

 

[dawn_of_night]

But do you last for 20 minutes?

Please.

 

[dawn_of_night]

A couple of days ago. It's about on schedule for how long it takes for me.

Fuck...

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yay.
That was harder than I expected
@crazychemgirl

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Then why am I still wearing pants?

IDK…why are you still wearing pants?

 

[Mrtenant]

Yay.
That was harder than I expected
@crazychemgirl

She doesn't have a floppy cock.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yay.
That was harder than I expected
@crazychemgirl

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck yeah!
Celebratory boobs!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

She doesn't have a floppy cock.

What kind does she have?

 

[dawn_of_night]

One word a post was hard!
It's not as easy to be sarcastic and sweet with one word.

 

[Mrtenant]

What kind does she have?

As @crazychemgirl is not a fan of unsolicited pics, you'll have to solicit one from her.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

One word a post was hard!
It's not as easy to be sarcastic and sweet with one word.

‘Tis!

 

[dawn_of_night]

What you laughing at Ho.

 

[dawn_of_night]

‘Tis!

Right, you feel me....
I'm also not floppy

 

[UnquietDreams]

What kind does she have?

What ever cock she asks for, I would guess...