Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[TomTeacher19]

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Me neither.

Good think I've been stalking you for months already

 

[Cyber_Bella]

You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.

 

[TomTeacher19]

I don't want to brag but I made three girls cum at once just with my words and the desire of what was in my pants.

It was dog treats in my pants and I just said "come" and they did.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Hi, what's your name? I want to tattoo it on my ass with all the others.

Huh... why do all of them have an asterisk as their middle name?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Huh... why do all of them have an asterisk as their middle name?

Because I'm a wildcard!

 

[Photog1rl]

It's ok if you are an eight, I am a two, together we will still be a perfect 10.

 

[UnquietDreams]

One of my friends told me girls hate oral. Do you wanna help me prove him wrong?

 

[Photog1rl]

Just three margaritas more. OK?
Starts singing the margarita song.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m a bird watcher. I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I won the national kegal championship …. I can crush a Coke can … wanna bang?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I won the national kegal championship …. I can crush a Coke can … wanna bang?

I’m gonna have sex with you tonight. Wanna be there for it?

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

Well, "quickie" has U and I together...

 

[Bry1313]

Ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

[Photog1rl]

Well, "quickie" has U and I together...

So does, spend all night together exploring each other’s bodies passionately. Oh wait, it doesn’t have u in it. I guess I’m alone again tonight.

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

There's something wrong with my phone...it doesn't have your number in it.

 

[Taegul]

There's two of us and only one restroom. Wanna play some Taco Bell Roulette tonight?

 

[mellowyellows]

You be my Twinkie and let me eat the cream out…

 

[UnquietDreams]

Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

 

[Taegul]

Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

Don't forget the screws.

 

[Amanda330]

Don't forget the screws.

I'm really good with a drill bit.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I hope you brought earplugs, because it's time for the jackhammer!

 

[crazychemgirl]

can you imagine how my face will look in your kitchen nook for breakfast?

Do you want to?

 

[ydahecnot]

You look like just the gal to understand my diaper fetish

 

[UnquietDreams]

I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.