Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

Pet owners …. How much dog hair / cat hair do you think you accidentally consume in your lifetime

I’m surprised I haven’t coughed up hairballs yet

 

[Bry1313]

All flirting is acceptable here….. in fact, it’s encouraged

Hey, wanna talk about our weird menu curiousity?

 

[Bry1313]

Pet owners …. How much dog hair / cat hair do you think you accidentally consume in your lifetime

Between my shedding cat and shedding dog, all of it

 

[lavendersilk]

Pet owners …. How much dog hair / cat hair do you think you accidentally consume in your lifetime

I would say three cats per week give or take a kitten.

 

[Mrtenant]

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Please do that for me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Please do that for me.

Act crazy?

I mean, I’m already there don’t you think?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

All flirting is acceptable here….. in fact, it’s encouraged

Digital reconstruction of what my trying to flirt with you would look like.

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[Deleted member 6592667]

All flirting is acceptable here….. in fact, it’s encouraged

Hey girl. Were your parents beavers? Cuz DAM.

 

[Mrtenant]

Act crazy?

I mean, I’m already there don’t you think?

That applies to everyone here at Lit. I just wanna see you do the hot wax thing so I'll like you. It's a fair exchange. Ho ahead ....fuck, I mean go ahead. I'll wait.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh yeah, that’s the stuff! Straight into my veins. Hope this means you’re feeling better @Kitty_so_frisky!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Imagine what life would be like in a world with no mirrors if we only surrounded ourselves with people we’d trust to be our mirrors? People who tell us when we have something in our teeth, but also tell us we’re beautiful when we need to hear it most. Would you have the same people in your life?

Yeah. I’m pretty fucking ruthless is excising shitty vibes from my life.

You probably don’t want to Google what percentage of the population has herpes either Stuff of nightmares!
Also, if anyone has a Celebrity Hall Pass List, I highly recommend removing Derek Jeter, anyone he’s ever fucked, and anyone they’ve ever fucked and so on. He’s like patient zero for celebrity herpes

I used to date a women who worked for a law firm in L.A. that represented more than one woman who got $$$ from celebrities who gave them STI’s. It was…weird.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Facts

 

[Bry1313]

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Oh yeah, that’s the stuff! Straight into my veins. Hope this means you’re feeling better @Kitty_so_frisky!

The overnight Kitty reactions are one of my favorite things to wake up to

 

[BrendaBear]

The overnight Kitty reactions are one of my favorite things to wake up to

Right? It's like getting a scorecard from the previous day... lots of @Kitty_so_frisky loves and laughs? That's a good day!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Morning @Kitty_so_frisky catch-ups are so wonderful!!! I missed her so much when she was gone!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning fuckers

 

[LupineOne]

The overnight Kitty reactions are one of my favorite things to wake up to

Likewise! She always puts a smile on my face!

 

[LupineOne]

May I present…the Hauk Tua Cocktail
And yes, I think I’d consume that
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[Kitty_so_frisky]

Synesthesia is a thing. But it’s probably the acid

One of our S&S regulars has that!

What is the sexiest thing someone has said to you recently?

[redacted]

We do.

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Isn’t having boobs great? Free rides, free drinks and admission into the Friendly Boobs clubs

I mean… in some ways it was kind of fun …maybe it helps keep threads fresh but not feeling intimidating for newcomers

Except when it’s a game thread and they don’t explain or link the rules in the first post of the new thread!

 

[BongoGal]

May I present…the Hauk Tua Cocktail
And yes, I think I’d consume that
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I finally googled Hawk Tua after seeing multiple mentions online. The girl is cute and charming, but I feel bad for her parents.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hello Kitty

Ok once the suggestion was made I had to get it out of the way

YOU GET ONE!

Yeah. I’m pretty fucking ruthless is excising shitty vibes from my life.

I used to date a women who worked for a law firm in L.A. that represented more than one woman who got $$$ from celebrities who gave them STI’s. It was…weird.

Love the vibe, but why does that make me picture one of those shitty craft store “good vibes only” wooden word art signs?

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Oh yeah, that’s the stuff! Straight into my veins. Hope this means you’re feeling better @Kitty_so_frisky!

No, it means it’s 89% humidity in my little corner of LA and I can’t sleep. though!

The overnight Kitty reactions are one of my favorite things to wake up to

I didn’t even finish catching up, but

Right? It's like getting a scorecard from the previous day... lots of @Kitty_so_frisky loves and laughs? That's a good day!

A+

Morning @Kitty_so_frisky catch-ups are so wonderful!!! I missed her so much when she was gone!!

Likewise! She always puts a smile on my face!

 

[LupineOne]

I finally googled Hawk Tua after seeing multiple mentions online. The girl is cute and charming, but I feel bad for her parents.

Yeah, me too. But when all’s said and done, it’s her life.
Props to her for taking what happened and turning it into something positive for herself

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

YOU GET ONE!


Love the vibe, but why does that make me picture one of those shitty craft store “good vibes only” wooden word art signs?

I mean I am a middle aged white person who moved to the country. If I could have afforded Santa Barabara I totally would have.

No, it means it’s 89% humidity in my little corner of LA and I can’t sleep. though!

Ughh. Stupid humidity.

I’ll be sending out “feel better” vibes though.

 

[vagrantx]

Isn’t having boobs great? Free rides, free drinks and admission into the Friendly Boobs clubs

Thank God I'm pretty...
the occasional free drink I never asked for,
the occasional admission to a seedy little bar,
invitations to a stranger's car;
I'm blessed

Sorry for the debbie downer, got pretty awfully cat-called today and it sucked

 

[Qky75]