Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

How many STIs are on a deserted island?

Whichever ones stowed away in your Hummus cannon

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ok yall… it’s HUMPDAY again

Who’s humping today?

Solo? With a friend? With an enemy? In the park? In the car?

Let’s hear it!!

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[crazychemgirl]

Whichever ones stowed away in your Hummus cannon

*spits coffee all over computer screen

(Again)

 

[Bry1313]

Why are so many words for masturbating such turn offs? I want a sexy word for touching myself

Flinging the love rod? Oh wait, that’s myself

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I call it "doing the taxes" is that sexy enough for you?

What bracket you in? Is it a sliding scale?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Whichever ones stowed away in your Hummus cannon

If it’s the consistency of hummus, that is also concerning.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I call it "doing the taxes" is that sexy enough for you?

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[OrdinaryPerson]

No spank it and bank it?

Into a condom only. Pregnant on a deserted island does not sound fun

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Flinging the love rod? Oh wait, that’s myself

I played my cock slot

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How many STIs are on a deserted island?

You have obviously never watched Love Island.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Well, it's always more fun if a skilled accountant does them with/for me. However, it's a necessary task, so when given no other option, I do them myself with the help of some online tutorials

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Well, it's always more fun if a skilled  hot accountant does them with/for me. However, it's a necessary task, so when given no other option, I do them myself with the help of some online tutorials

FIFY

Take my money dammit!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Into a condom only. Pregnant on a deserted island does not sound fun

Even if it's Gilligan's Island?

 

[Bry1313]

I played my cock slot

I yelled “jackpot!”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well, it's always more fun if a skilled accountant does them with/for me. However, it's a necessary task, so when given no other option, I do them myself with the help of some online tutorials

Accountants do love double entry. Just saying.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you ever wonder if someone on this site that you don’t talk to regularly is also someone you know IRL …?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I played my cock slot

You don't actually win until you yell "bingo" and hear old ladies cuss you out.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Do you ever wonder if someone on this site that you don’t talk to regularly is also someone you know IRL …?

And actually deal with one of you pervs on a daily basis!? Don't you put that evil on me!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

What kind of products does Facebook think I need???

 

[Codeman93]

Party people

 

[lavendersilk]

Do you ever wonder if someone on this site that you don’t talk to regularly is also someone you know IRL …?

Lol, nope.

 

[MindYaBitness]

What kind of products does Facebook think I need???

Uh, what are those blue things? They look like Crack pipes!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What kind of products does Facebook think I need???

Sorry, I promoted those for folks who visited my site.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Party people

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do you ever wonder if someone on this site that you don’t talk to regularly is also someone you know IRL …?

Not before now.