Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Now I really want a sangria

I blame all of you.

We drive you to drink? I get that.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Back to the juice discussion … what is the best kind of juice?

OJ?
Apple?
Cranberry?
Cran-raspberry?

Really?

The answer is apple and wtf is the last one?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Really?

The answer is apple and wtf is the last one?

Cranberry and Raspberry juice mixed. Because cranberry juice is vile.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Cranberry and Raspberry juice mixed. Because cranberry juice is vile.

Truth. The driest liquid known to man.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Really?

The answer is apple and wtf is the last one?

You’re right, as usual. And the last is a sickeningly sugary (yeah, I know the context) Ocean Spray abomination on par with cran- grape.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Back to the juice discussion … what is the best kind of juice?

OJ?
Apple?
Cranberry?
Cran-raspberry?

What about pineapple juice. Isn’t that supposed to make ummm well ya know stuff taste better? Can anyone attest that’s true?

 

[Bry1313]

finally, someone who can appreciate the right form of juice

You love pulp? This……is something I need to think about for a bit.

 

[vagrantx]

Cranberry and Raspberry juice mixed. Because cranberry juice is vile.

it is not! Fresh cranberry juice, a hint of lime, crushed ice, whiskey, shake. Cranberry whiskey sour! Taaaasty!!

 

[Bry1313]

We have to have differences to make it more believable

But why this difference?

 

[Bry1313]

Really?

The answer is apple and wtf is the last one?

Apple cider, right……..right?!?!?!

 

[Bry1313]

it is not! Fresh cranberry juice, a hint of lime, crushed ice, whiskey, shake. Cranberry whiskey sour! Taaaasty!!

Cranberry juice needs other liquids to make it wet. Im saying this as someone who loves cranberry relish.

 

[vagrantx]

Cranberry juice needs other liquids to make it wet. Im saying this as someone who loves cranberry relish.

That's.... fair. It doesn't stand very well on its own. Tasty sawdust.

mmmmmh.... sawdust....

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[BrendaBear]

Cranberry juice needs other liquids to make it wet.

I am so intrigued by the idea of a liquid not being wet… like something so vile, it sucks wetness out of something inherently wet…

If we were to extrapolate… what is so vile that the horniest woman suddenly… well…

Oh! It’s a politician!!!! And if you are into politics, then to be extra un-fuckable, they are from whatever party you hate…

I understand now.

 

[UnquietDreams]

it is not! Fresh cranberry juice, a hint of lime, crushed ice, whiskey, shake. Cranberry whiskey sour! Taaaasty!!

That's sort of like saying baker's chocolate isn't really bitter because if you mix it with sugar it makes a good cake.

 

[Bry1313]

I am so intrigued by the idea of a liquid not being wet… like something so vile, it sucks wetness out of something inherently wet…

If we were to extrapolate… what is so vile that the horniest woman suddenly… well…

Oh! It’s a politician!!!! And if you are into politics, then to be extra un-fuckable, they are from whatever party you hate…

I understand now.

There is also a question of “is water wet?”

https://www.zmescience.com/feature-...try-articles/physical-chemistry/is-water-wet/

 

[UnquietDreams]

What about pineapple juice. Isn’t that supposed to make ummm well ya know stuff taste better? Can anyone attest that’s true?

Mostly overblown (heh heh... sorry), but large quantities of any acid drink would change the pH of cum.

 

[vagrantx]

what is so vile that the horniest woman suddenly… well…

Oh! It’s a politician!!!!

Tell that to Katarina Stensson, physicist, teacher, and leader of Sweden's Piratpartiet (the Pirate Party). Originally a single-issue party which came about some 20 years ago, they've grown beyond the right to privacy and freedom of speech into a true party with a real shot at parliament this winter.

Smart, funny, charismatic, and hot

https://piratpartiet.se/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/PP_Katarina1920.webp

 

[UnquietDreams]

Tell that to Katarina Stensson, physicist, teacher, and leader of Sweden's Piratpartiet (the Pirate Party). Originally a single-issue party which came about some 20 years ago, they've grown beyond the right to privacy and freedom of speech into a true party with a real shot at parliament this winter.

Smart, funny, charismatic, and hot

https://piratpartiet.se/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/PP_Katarina1920.webp

Why do we get the exact opposite of smart, funny, charismatic, and hot?

 

[Amanda330]

Cranberry juice needs other liquids to make it wet. Im saying this as someone who loves cranberry relish.

Cranberry juice is perfect. I'm wet enough on my own to make up for it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Tell that to Katarina Stensson, physicist, teacher, and leader of Sweden's Piratpartiet (the Pirate Party). Originally a single-issue party which came about some 20 years ago, they've grown beyond the right to privacy and freedom of speech into a true party with a real shot at parliament this winter.

Smart, funny, charismatic, and hot

https://piratpartiet.se/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/PP_Katarina1920.webp

You do know I was just making a joke, right? It was just meant to be funny. I am truly sorry if I offended you, I wasn’t intending to.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Cranberry juice is perfect. I'm wet enough on my own to make up for it.

I agree with the first statement. Agnostic on the later.

 

[Amanda330]

Back to the juice discussion … what is the best kind of juice?

OJ?
Apple?
Cranberry?
Cran-raspberry?

Cranberry
Apple
OJ
Cran-raspberry

 

[vagrantx]

Why do we get the exact opposite of smart, funny, charismatic, and hot?

You have AOC, do you not?

You do know I was just making a joke, right? It was just meant to be funny. I am truly sorry if I offended you, I wasn’t intending to.

Oooo no no no, no, being upset didn't even cross my mind! Please! Not even remotely. I just wanted to show off someone I really admire

 

[Amanda330]

I agree with the first statement. Agnostic on the later.

It's the one thing in which you can put all your faith...

 

[Bry1313]

Cranberry juice is perfect. I'm wet enough on my own to make up for it.

With all due love and respect, on the first issue raised in this reply



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