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It’s times like these that make me miss @PlanetaryNebula extra hard!Someone who is better at jingles than me needs to come up with the lyrics
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It’s times like these that make me miss @PlanetaryNebula extra hard!Someone who is better at jingles than me needs to come up with the lyrics
Not as exclusive as mine (for very different reasons)Your box is so exclusive
Dicks... So when I first joined Lit (a billion years ago) and a guy would send me Dick Clark or Richard Nixon, I thought it was so funny. But now... It's sooo old. Id rather get a real dick.
Love your eyes and brows!I am bad at eyebrow maintenance
(Sorry @Tigobitties98 , photo isn’t at a completely straight angle. I did rotate it, but apparently I was looking slightly off to the side)
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Oh! I was actually going to send this 1 when @Bry1313 requested eyebrows or boobs for Tig’s birthday, but it was on my wifi-only old iPhone back when I was having internet issues. It’s from the last time I got my eyebrows waxed forever ago, and the aesthetician did some significant filling in that day, which of course didn’t last.
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It’s like she can’t stop herself from begging for cock.
MhmmmYou know my thoughts on boner lava
Pulp sucks
C'est l'vivre and it was going so well
Not the band though, love them.
Or the fiction
Was it though?C’est la vie!
Bringing it full circle and tying it all together!I sing in 8 languages I didn't say I could spell them.
Is this your new “Sure” voca?Mhmmm
Alright, I’m in @Tigobitties98I have a fun activity for @Tigobitties98 if she wants.Everyone posts a picture of their foreheads showcasing their eyebrows and Tig has to draw our eyebrows in to make them look how they are supposed to. I'll start...
This is really only for my benefit since I have no brows.
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I used to say OJ but now it is too acidic for my mornings. I rarely drink juice anymore, but apple is great.Back to the juice discussion … what is the best kind of juice?
OJ?
Apple?
Cranberry?
Cran-raspberry?
Did you like chunky juice or chunk free?I used to say OJ but now it is too acidic for my mornings. I rarely drink juice anymore, but apple is great.
I’m not a juice chewer, no pulp pleaseBy juicy bits do you mean pulp?
Cuz … that’s a no thank you for me.
Chunky juice is not my thing.
You forgotBack to the juice discussion … what is the best kind of juice?
OJ?
Apple?
Cranberry?
Cran-raspberry?
Chunk free. It's how I prefer all liquids.Did you like chunky juice or chunk free?
And pineapple!You forgot
- Cran-apple
- Grape
- White grape-peach
- Orange-peach-mango
- Pomegranate…
Imagine if sperms were like OJ pulp???Chunk free. It's how I prefer all liquids.
Read my mind.Imagine if sperms were like OJ pulp???
I don’t wanna!Imagine if sperms were like OJ pulp???
Thanks but no thanks.Imagine if sperms were like OJ pulp???
I knew someone else would get it.Read my mind.
Ok.., imagine Superman’s sperm. Able to fly. Speed of a bullet….Thanks but no thanks.
OJ or apple. And I mean fresh squeezed apple juice, aka cider.Back to the juice discussion … what is the best kind of juice?
OJ?
Apple?
Cranberry?
Cran-raspberry?