Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Oh perfect, a club where I’ll feel perfectly welcome
Or will I… they’re analytical, the lot of them, they’ll see my every flaw, they’ll write entire theses on why I’m not a suitable member, scrutinizing, particularizing, cogitating…
Do I want this…? Do I not want this…?
Wait, wasn’t I just getting juice…?

What kind of juice?

 

[Qky75]

What kind of juice?

It's a trap!!!

 

[MiaBabe23]

What kind of juice?

Just oj but with juicy bits

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Just oj but with juicy bits

Vodka or gin too? But not at the same time of course.

 

[Qky75]

Vodka or gin too? But not at the same time of course.

Gin all the way

 

[MiaBabe23]

Vodka or gin too? But not at the same time of course.

I think I should steer clear hahah

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just oj but with juicy bits

By juicy bits do you mean pulp?

Cuz … that’s a no thank you for me.


Chunky juice is not my thing.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

By juicy bits do you mean pulp?

Cuz … that’s a no thank you for me.


Chunky juice is not my thing.

Pulp sucks

 

[MiaBabe23]

By juicy bits do you mean pulp?

Cuz … that’s a no thank you for me.


Chunky juice is not my thing.

Yeah, chunky pulpy juice ha

 

[Qky75]

By juicy bits do you mean pulp?

Cuz … that’s a no thank you for me.


Chunky juice is not my thing.

C'est l'vivre and it was going so well

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pulp sucks

Not the band though, love them.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not the band though, love them.

Or the fiction

 

[crazychemgirl]

I will forever think of OJ with pulp as chunky juice.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah, chunky pulpy juice ha

Like what you like. Wasn’t arguing with you, Just agreeing with her

 

[Qky75]

I will forever think of OJ with pulp as chunky juice.

Do you feel this strongly about boba tea as well?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I will forever think of OJ with pulp as chunky juice.

Forever meaning until like 8:30 pm tonight and then randomly for the next few months?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you feel this strongly about boba tea as well?

I don’t like balls being shot down my throat at 90mph tyvm

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t like balls being shot down my throat at 90mph tyvm

How…what…why…what the fuck is going on at your boba shops?!?!

 

[Qky75]

I don’t like balls being shot down my throat at 90mph tyvm

I thought I was the only one

 

[crazychemgirl]

How…what…why…what the fuck is going on at your boba shops?!?!

I don’t know how fast sucking happens … I’m just assuming

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t know how fast sucking happens … I’m just assuming

Personally, I try not to suck so hard.

 

[Qky75]

I don’t know how fast sucking happens … I’m just assuming

Low hanging fruit Q....walk away son walk away

 

[crazychemgirl]

Personally, I try not to suck so hard.

I mean, you excel at that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, you excel at that.

Awwww thanks.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I did like the raspberry jelly balls they put in the Starbucks drink awhile back …