Cock Talk

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can stand constructive criticism, but I'm incredibly curious about where I stand with the other litsters. Do my audios suck? (spoiler alert, it's 'yes') Are my nudes mediocre, how can they be improved? Is my banter good decent? A spreadsheet of this would be amazing. as long as I'm not dead last in every category

I'll get to that spreadsheet as soon as I get the default and hotwords video

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'll get to that spreadsheet as soon as I get the default and hotwords video

Would audio suffice?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Would audio suffice?

Sure, but the spreadsheet would reflect if it's or disappointing

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sure, but the spreadsheet would reflect if it's or disappointing

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMHU2djdmamQ1N2Y2OXZ2YmJxMG9qNG9xYWVvOGY5OWcxeGgzZnN5MSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/sQQTpNAbQGztGoMPug/giphy.gif

 

[Bry1313]

As I was saying, my reviews would be very adequate.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

As I was saying, my reviews would be very adequate.

That sounds more accurate

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

As I was saying, my reviews would be very adequate.

We don't know each other that well but everything I've heard trends to the upper end of 'adequate'

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

We don't know each other that well but everything I've heard trends to the upper end of 'adequate'

Yanno if hotwords isn't available...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yanno if hotwords isn't available...

... go on, you have my rapt attention

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Hot Boy Anal

 

[Wand3rlust]

We don't know each other that well but everything I've heard trends to the upper end of 'adequate'

Don't listen to rumours.

Wait. Whose alt am I again?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Hot Boy Anal

I genuinely wish I could make this work. The demand for it is higher than anything I've ever been involved in. HW and I could almost sell tickets for this thing at this point

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Don't listen to rumours.

Wait. Whose alt am I again?

I thought you were OP?
OMG ARE OP AND BRY THE SAME THING?!?!?!
This makes SO much sense based on a thing I saw once

 

[Wand3rlust]

I thought you were OP?
OMG ARE OP AND BRY THE SAME THING?!?!?!
This makes SO much sense based on a thing I saw once

I'm worried I'm a bot, now.

 

[LostHorizon]

Does it talk? Otherwise wrong thread.

My cock and I have spirited conversations all the time.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

My cock and I have spirited conversations all the time.

Really? Mine isn't spirited, it just spits at me. That's ok, the spit is reciprocal

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Plenty of men/society ascribe worth to “purity,” which is a very judeo Christian notion ingrained into society.

There's no doubt that the Abrahamic religions have caused incalculable human suffering over our myriad sexual desires and practices. But I think it's helpful to add to any conversation about promiscuity that religious objections aren't the root cause of the problem, but an institutionalized (i.e., male) enforcement mechanism to tip the balance of power in the evolutionary mating game. Strategic promiscuity is employed by females in many primate species to confuse males about paternity, which creates the possibility for support from multiple males, while decreasing the odds of males attacking offspring that could be their own. On the other hand, supporting offspring that aren't biologically yours is a wasteful reproductive strategy for males. Which is bad enough if bananas are scarce, but next-level if you're stuck paying for daycare, child support and college tuition. So men invented Catholicism. Plain and simple.

On a side note, I've also read that female chimpanzees, specifically, lower the volume of their mating calls to avoid punishment from other females for banging the hottest dudes, while low-ranking bonobos turn into porn stars when they're hooking with one of the more popular kids, of either sex. Now, please understand that I take all this research with a grain of salt, but if you've ever been in a fraternity or sorority, or dated a member of one, it kinda tracks, doesn't it?

Oh, and also this, from a 17th Century French missionary recounting a conversation with a village shaman among a tribe in Canada that he was trying to convert:

I told him that it was not honorable for a woman to love any one else except her husband; and that, this evil being among them, he himself was not sure that his son, who was there present, was his son. He replied, “Thou hast no sense. You French people love only your own children; but we all love all the children of our tribe.” I began to laugh, seeing that he philosophized in horse and mule fashion.​

Who was the true Christian here, and who the "primitive"?

I'm pretty sure that's everything I had up my ass today. Had to go somewhere.

 

[Bry1313]

We don't know each other that well but everything I've heard trends to the upper end of 'adequate'

Wait, who is talking? I need to send them a thank you.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wait, who is talking? I need to send them a thank you.

I'd have to go through about 1,000 PMs #humblebrag
But descriptions I've heard are 'hilarious' 'superb' 'completely satisfied' 'like seeing the face of God' 'paragon' and for some reason 'intimidating'

 

[Wand3rlust]

I read female chimpanzees and then

Sorry. I'm sure it was riveting

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I read female chimpanzees and then

Sorry. I'm sure it was riveting

I got all...
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Really? Mine isn't spirited, it just spits at me. That's ok, the spit is reciprocal

We are all Hawk Tuah

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I got all...
https://news-cdn.softpedia.com/images/news2/Why-Do-Women-Have-Breasts-4.jpg

Hey!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

We are all Hawk Tuah

Fuck me, she's hot as hell isn't she?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

We are all Hawk Tuah

Spit on that thing!