Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Now if the question were reversed, how many people (men, for me) have seen/felt me but not fucked me… that’s a higher number

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Now if the question were reversed, how many people (men, for me) have seen/felt me but not fucked me… that’s a higher number

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes, then can be fun with parties and stuff, but watching the solo guys in there, night after night, trading a dollar to have a woman pay attention for a minute, was so incredibly depressing.

They’re alway generally exploitative for the dancers, even dancers who make bank are making more for the owners. The business model is very regressive.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I accidentally started dating a stripper once (she said she was a professional dancer, and we knew several of the same choreographers and directors, so I thought she was with OBT) and so I spent some time in her strip club. And when too young to legally be there, I ended up in a no-alcohol strip club as well. So a few that way.

And I am a little orally motivated, so I have had more than a few times when the only sex that took place was me fingering and going down on her--that was the entire purpose.

So...quite a few?

Ooh, ho! Oh how I love to listen to your story...

 

[UnquietDreams]

They’re alway generally exploitative for the dancers, even dancers who make bank are making more for the owners. The business model is very regressive.

I believe it. I only had personal experience backstage with the one club and it was an outlier. The owners were three former dancers.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I believe it. I only had personal experience backstage with the one club and it was an outlier. The owners were three former dancers.

Portland is also home to at least one
Unionized club. But yeah, I don’t look seriously at buying one that was for sale in Bakersfield but did check out the financials outta curiosity. It’s a nasty business

 

[UnquietDreams]

Portland is also home to at least one
Unionized club. But yeah, I don’t look seriously at buying one that was for sale in Bakersfield but did check out the financials outta curiosity. It’s a nasty business

Two now, Magic Garden unionized last year after striking. Star Garden Dive Bar was the first.

Portland has a massive number of peeler joints, including a vegan one.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Two now, Magic Garden unionized last year after striking. Star Garden Dive Bar was the first.

Portland has a massive number of peeler joints, including a vegan one.

Weird, Star Garden is also the name of the one that unionized in L.A. pretty sure it’s not a chain.

 

[BrendaBear]

...pretty sure it’s not a chain.

What's wrong with chains? They're kind of fun and the sound is kind of sexy when you...

Oh... you meant...

Nevermind.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What's wrong with chains? They're kind of fun and the sound is kind of sexy when you...

Oh... you meant...

Nevermind.

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[dawn_of_night]

Same . I have been in the middle of many a blowjob and had the thought, “oh yeah, balls too!”
Whoops

I must be the short stick....
I love balls...
Maybe not as much as the stick... But I could take those boys to the bank ....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ok … for the ladies (or gays or theys)

How many dicks have you seen in person but not had sexual intercourse with? Like just gave a bj but didn’t fuck.

Five....

 

[__Nathan1968]

Ok … for the ladies (or gays or theys)

How many dicks have you seen in person but not had sexual intercourse with? Like just gave a bj but didn’t fuck.


Men (or gays or theys)

How many pussies have you seen in person but not had sexual intercourse with? Eating and fingering but no fucking.

2 maybe 3?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I can't get to my lederhosen at the moment. I'll let you know tomorrow.

O hai. I got out of work early tonight.

 

[BrendaBear]

O hai. I got out of work early tonight.
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I can't believe you did that - you, my friend, are f-ing awesome!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

O hai. I got out of work early tonight.
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Love.

It.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I can't believe you did that - you, my friend, are f-ing awesome!!!

I didn't do much. I mean... I already owned the lederhosen.

 

[Amanda330]

O hai. I got out of work early tonight.
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This is amazing!!!

 

[morelikeasong]

O hai. I got out of work early tonight.
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[BrendaBear]

I didn't do much. I mean... I already owned the lederhosen.

What? You got all dressed... took a pic... and don't tell me that happy face took anything less than at least 25 seconds to draw! Pretty damn cool!!!!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What? You got all dressed... took a pic... and don't tell me that happy face took anything less than at least 25 seconds to draw! Pretty damn cool!!!!

Actually, I got my teenager to take the pic. It was worth it just to see the embarrassment on his face.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I didn't do much. I mean... I already owned the lederhosen.

But I think that's the best part

 

[UnquietDreams]

O hai. I got out of work early tonight.
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[LupineOne]

Just letting you all know Shenanigang, she might have been and will be absent for a bit, but Nebbles is doing fine. Wanted me to pass it on.

Night all you wonderful pervs!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ok … for the ladies (or gays or theys)

How many dicks have you seen in person but not had sexual intercourse with? Like just gave a bj but didn’t fuck.


Men (or gays or theys)

How many pussies have you seen in person but not had sexual intercourse with? Eating and fingering but no fucking.

Just one. No BJ though. Was making out with a guy from the football team in my living room and he took it out and put it in my hand…right before we heard my mom’s heels clicking their way up to the front door. I didn’t feel strongly enough to invite him back

I mean, they’re kinda gross and exploitative. I haven’t been in a while. They did unionize one back in L.A. just recently, might have visited there.

That’s how I feel about Starbucks. They’re gross and exploitative, but there’s a unionized location in my part of LA, and another in the neighboring city. *If* I were to disregard my iron-deficiency anemia in favor of corporate coffee, those are the only locations I would accept.