Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I can't get to my lederhosen at the moment. I'll let you know tomorrow.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can't get to my lederhosen at the moment. I'll let you know tomorrow.

Somehow…I just knew.

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Worth. Every. Penny.

I can make that.....

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah, fuck that guy.

Right here??? Damn! Monkey is getting awfully demanding lately!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Right here??? Damn! Monkey is getting awfully demanding lately!

Lately? I think everyone here knows how needy I am. That’s closely related.

 

[BrendaBear]

Lately? I think everyone here knows how needy I am. That’s closely related.

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[morelikeasong]

Nope. I forget they're there half the time. I'm like, ooops! Sorry there bud... you want some attention too?

Same . I have been in the middle of many a blowjob and had the thought, “oh yeah, balls too!”
Whoops

 

[crazychemgirl]

Same . I have been in the middle of many a blowjob and had the thought, “oh yeah, balls too!”
Whoops

I love this.

 

[Amanda330]

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Worth. Every. Penny.

A sexier foot I never did see.

 

[BrendaBear]

Nope. I forget they're there half the time. I'm like, ooops! Sorry there bud... you want some attention too?

Same . I have been in the middle of many a blowjob and had the thought, “oh yeah, balls too!”
Whoops

I've got this mental image of a woman with a mouthful suddenly stopping, looking a bit lower... confused look on her face.. "what the hell are those????"

 

[Amanda330]

Are women out there who are more attracted to a man’s balls than his dick… ??

Inquiring minds want to know.



It’s me, I’m inquiring

Dick. But I do like the whole package.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … for the ladies (or gays or theys)

How many dicks have you seen in person but not had sexual intercourse with? Like just gave a bj but didn’t fuck.


Men (or gays or theys)

How many pussies have you seen in person but not had sexual intercourse with? Eating and fingering but no fucking.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok … for the ladies (or gays or theys)

How many dicks have you seen in person but not had sexual intercourse with? Like just have a beej but didn’t fuck.


Men (or gays or theys)

How many pussies have you seen in person but not had sexual intercourse with? Eating and fingering but no fucking.

I mean, I’m not a regular or nothing but I’ve been to strip clubs. So a lot?

In a personally intimate setting? I’ve never seen or touched a pussy I didn’t fuck.

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok … for the ladies (or gays or theys)

How many dicks have you seen in person but not had sexual intercourse with? Like just gave a bj but didn’t fuck.


Men (or gays or theys)

How many pussies have you seen in person but not had sexual intercourse with? Eating and fingering but no fucking.

Zero. It always leads to more.

 

[morelikeasong]

How many dicks have you seen in person but not had sexual intercourse with? Like just gave a bj but didn’t fuck.

Ever? More than 5, probably less than 10. Once I lost my virginity I think I fucked all but one of the cocks I got my eyes/hands on.

 

[morelikeasong]

I’ve been to strip clubs

I’ve still never been to a strip club. Which, considering my personality, seems pretty odd to me.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ever? More than 5, probably less than 10. Once I lost my virginity I think I fucked all but one of the cocks I got my eyes/hands on.

...too small... had to throw it back.

 

[morelikeasong]

...too small... had to throw it back.

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[crazychemgirl]

...too small... had to throw it back.

I should have taken that advice … where were you 10 years ago??

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ever? More than 5, probably less than 10. Once I lost my virginity I think I fucked all but one of the cocks I got my eyes/hands on.

Maybe it was the 7th?

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Man…I almost want to punch myself for this

 

[LupineOne]

...too small... had to throw it back.

Thank goodness there’s no drinks in the lab

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve still never been to a strip club. Which, considering my personality, seems pretty odd to me.

I mean, they’re kinda gross and exploitative. I haven’t been in a while. They did unionize one back in L.A. just recently, might have visited there.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Men (or gays or theys)

How many pussies have you seen in person but not had sexual intercourse with? Eating and fingering but no fucking.

I accidentally started dating a stripper once (she said she was a professional dancer, and we knew several of the same choreographers and directors, so I thought she was with OBT) and so I spent some time in her strip club. And when too young to legally be there, I ended up in a no-alcohol strip club as well. So a few that way.

And I am a little orally motivated, so I have had more than a few times when the only sex that took place was me fingering and going down on her--that was the entire purpose.

So...quite a few?

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok … for the ladies (or gays or theys)

How many dicks have you seen in person but not had sexual intercourse with? Like just gave a bj but didn’t fuck.


Men (or gays or theys)

How many pussies have you seen in person but not had sexual intercourse with? Eating and fingering but no fucking.

Now if the question were reversed, how many people (men, for me) have seen/felt me but not fucked me… that’s a higher number

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean, they’re kinda gross and exploitative. I haven’t been in a while. They did unionize one back in L.A. just recently, might have visited there.

Yes, then can be fun with parties and stuff, but watching the solo guys in there, night after night, trading a dollar to have a woman pay attention for a minute, was so incredibly depressing.