Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

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Samesies!

 

[HeavyBalls]

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Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter...

 

[HarryHill]

Dizzy girl must have the day off. Its so hot I'm ready to cut my hair.

 

[positiveflirt]

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.. but it's great for the buns!

 

[HeavyBalls]

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I legit have Zombie contingency plans...

 

[lavendersilk]

.. but it's great for the buns!

I keep clicking on that peach icon to no avail.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My wife is home today with a badly pulled muscle in her neck. She went to the doctor this morning and got some mighty powerful prescription painkillers and muscle relaxers. She's been drugged up and asleep all afternoon. I know I shouldn't be enjoying this, but apparently when she's drugged up she talks in her sleep. She keeps calling for the cat (I assume that's what she's doing- she's making the *pspspsps* sound) because it's time to leave Target. We're not in a Target and we don't own a cat.

I feel like I probbbably shouldn’t have laughed SO hard at this. Hope she feels better soon though! I used to get reeeaally painful neck spasms in middle school and wouldn’t be able to move it for about 1 day and night. They didn’t prescribe the good stuff to 11 year olds though, I was stuck with ibuprofen. Make sure she has plenty of pillows, water, straws and a heating pad, and enjoy the show while it lasts

 

[curious_me]

I wish I had one, I'd send it to the lady's group chats I'm in, as I refuse to post things publicly that are less than my best. So you'd have to hear about my potatoe chip bag with electrical tape look, second hand

Still not convinced.

 

[LupineOne]

Still not convinced.

Me either.

 

[HeavyBalls]

*sits biting my nails...

Fucking Panthers....

 

[BrendaBear]

Hmmm panther fucking… I didn’t know that was a thing.

Well, except for @PassionatePanther but she’s awesome so that part is obvious….

 

[Bry1313]

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@Bry1313 I found your Christmas present!!

Must we do this?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Must we do this?

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[LadyLascivious1]

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Also … is this really attractive? This is like the anti-camel toe … like, where am I supposed to put my lady bits? Is this for people with small labias? … this is labia shaming SHEIN and I won’t have it.

I think strappy can be hot af Only if the person is into wearing it though. It’s not hot if it doesn’t make them feel sexy.

Also, I think I own this or something very similar

This looks like the rubix cube of lingerie. There's no way it's not gonna end up a tangled mess where I can't figure out which piece goes on top and which goes on bottom, let alone which parts go in which holes

You are not wrong. It’s like the harder version of trying to untangle a delicate knotted chain necklace

Is it attractive? I think this general style can look wicked fucking hot.

Now, this particular one? I’m confused about the bottom of it. If it just went down between the crease of each thigh and was on either side of the labia, that could be fun. But it doesn’t seem like it connects to anything? Like… wouldn’t it just be hanging down?

I made you a diagram!

1 - waist straps
2 - hip straps
3 - middle of each butt cheek strap
4 - front thigh crease straps

3 and 4 are the front and back parts of the same strap. It’s like a giant “U” and it just happens that the front view/angle have 3 and 4 visually overlapping which is why it initially appears as a thicker strap when it’s really two straps.

I've got quite collection of lingerie & foundations. I'll wear anything once, however strappy is not in my repertoire for a reason. I agree with @morelikeasong in that it can look very hot, but I'm guessing that's largely for 0% body fat population. Strappy makes me look like the Michelin Man trying to be sexy
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It depends on the design. I have curves and some strappy looks heinous and other strappy looks filthy hot

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

depends on the design. I have curves and some strappy looks heinous and other strappy looks filthy hot

Your emoji didn't work so I'm still waiting for the demonstration

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Your emoji didn't work so I'm still waiting for the demonstration

I actually think you’ve seen one of the tops like this!

Red X pasties if that rings a bell

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I actually think you’ve seen one of the tops like this!

Red X pasties if that rings a bell

I have that burned into my memory

 

[Lmizzler]

I think strappy can be hot af Only if the person is into wearing it though. It’s not hot if it doesn’t make them feel sexy.

Also, I think I own this or something very similar


You are not wrong. It’s like the harder version of trying to untangle a delicate knotted chain necklace


I made you a diagram!

1 - waist straps
2 - hip straps
3 - middle of each butt cheek strap
4 - front thigh crease straps

3 and 4 are the front and back parts of the same strap. It’s like a giant “U” and it just happens that the front view/angle have 3 and 4 visually overlapping which is why it initially appears as a thicker strap when it’s really two straps.

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It depends on the design. I have curves and some strappy looks heinous and other strappy looks filthy hot

I think it’s fantastic that you drew a diagram for this to explain how it all fits

 

[morelikeasong]

Red X pasties if that rings a bell

I have that burned into my memory

Kindly requesting that you burn it know my memory, too, @LadyLascivious1

Also that diagram was amazing and makes total sense now

 

[crazychemgirl]

Your emoji didn't work so I'm still waiting for the demonstration

Glad I wasn’t the only one furiously clicking on it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Must we do this?

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What she said.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dizzy girl must have the day off. It’s so hot I'm ready to cut my hair.

I actually had to WORK at work yesterday

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

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[lavendersilk]

 

[crazychemgirl]