Sex & Shenanigans

[Lmizzler]

 

[Lmizzler]

 

[Lmizzler]

 

[Lmizzler]

Ok enough memes from me for now.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Mine is a temple. Ancient, broken down, probably haunted ...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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Sweet lord almighty do I ever feel this.

Ok enough memes from me for now.

Not a single Hawk Twua one! Don't worry, I can fix that...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Kind of a hardline stance, but I like the word play.

 

[lavendersilk]

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[Lmizzler]

Mine is a temple. Ancient, broken down, probably haunted ...

This made me chuckle.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

My body is a temple. Where I worship the V.

(And occasion D)

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Or that the only food is “ingredients”

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I can do the latter but not the former.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

I would be fine finding out you were the only snack in the house ...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My wife is home today with a badly pulled muscle in her neck. She went to the doctor this morning and got some mighty powerful prescription painkillers and muscle relaxers. She's been drugged up and asleep all afternoon. I know I shouldn't be enjoying this, but apparently when she's drugged up she talks in her sleep. She keeps calling for the cat (I assume that's what she's doing- she's making the *pspspsps* sound) because it's time to leave Target. We're not in a Target and we don't own a cat.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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Also works if there is a bear...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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#lifegoals #houseisonfire #timetoeat

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Mine is a temple. Ancient, broken down, probably haunted ...

And the demon is trying to get out but can't find a working door knob....

 

[Lmizzler]

I can do the latter but not the former.

I'll take it.
Sold!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ok enough memes from me for now.

This emoji is broken

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[BrendaBear]

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I resemble that remark.

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Bry1313 I found your Christmas present!!

 

[crazychemgirl]