Cock Talk

[Love_Is_Blonde]

I have a pillow question.

Who sleeps with a pillow between their legs?

I do sometimes. It really helps if my hips or back are sore.

 

[Endless_Night]

I have before, but only when my knees are killing me. Otherwise it's uncomfortable AF

I do sometimes. It really if my hips or back are sore.

I always do. Always have.

I was like 30 before I realized other people did not.

It's so uncomfortable to not!

 

[Lmizzler]

How often do you change your sheets?
Once a weekish
If women had never been invented, do you think guys would ever wash their sheets? Would sheets exist?
Would beds?
Absolutely. I did plenty when living alone. I’m dirty but not that kind of dirty.
If you answered yes to any of these do you feel as ridiculous as you look?
I’ve got no problem looking ridiculous, so no worries there.
What do you wear to bed (on an average “sleep only” night)?
Boxer briefs only. Too uncomfortable otherwise.
Have you ever fucked your pillow?
No. But wondering what that’s like now.
Do you sleep in your socks?
No. I’m not an animal
Do you sleep with animals (and I don’t mean in a perverted way)?
No, but the dog does sleep on her own bed right next to me every night.
Do you keep sex toys in a drawer next to your bed, or hidden somewhere else?
I am learning so many things here.
Do you shower/bathe before bed or sleep in your own filth?
Generally I shower in the morning cause I get hot and sweaty when I sleep. But I will definitely shower on the evenings if I’m dirty or sweaty or am hoping for some extra bedtime fun.
Do you take both shoes off and then both socks, or one shoe and one sock at a time like a psychopath?
Never paid attention
Do you change in front of a window with the possibility of peeping neighbors, or do you change like a ninja with no possibility of being seen?
I dont mind changing in front of open windows. I live in the country anyway.
Do you have some form of self defense weapon near your bed?
Step in my house and find out.
It’s a warm night, are your feet out of the covers or in?
Absolutely out
When you wake up, are your blankets/sheets in perfect order or does it look like a rhinoceros tried to kick his heroin habit overnight in your bed?
Nothing too crazy happening here.

Ohhhh and what are bed suspenders?

 

[Endless_Night]

Ohhhh and what are bed suspenders?

Relevant post.

I'd never heard of them.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have a pillow question.

Who sleeps with a pillow between their legs?

I would make a joke about how there isn’t any room left between my legs for a pillow, but I’m for too classy for that.

 

[Endless_Night]

I would make a joke about how there isn’t any room left between my legs for a pillow, but I’m for too classy for that.

Errr. Apparently not?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Why does your pillow smell funny?


Let’s get back to basics:

How often do you change your sheets?

Weekly

If women had never been invented, do you think guys would ever wash their sheets? Would sheets exist? Would beds? If you answered yes to any of these do you feel as ridiculous as you look?

My dog turns her nose up at her blanket when it needs washing. I think many men could be just as demanding.

What do you wear to bed (on an average “sleep only” night)?

Nothing

Have you ever fucked your pillow?

No

Do you sleep in your socks?

No. See above.

Do you sleep with animals (and I don’t mean in a perverted way)?

Yes. Dogs on bed.

Do you have extraneous pillows or blankets on your bed that have no purpose but decorative?

Yes. However they are useful for propping to read, even though they are technically decorative.

Do you keep sex toys in a drawer next to your bed, or hidden somewhere else?

Nightstand drawer.

Do you hog the blankets?

No

Do you shower/bathe before bed or sleep in your own filth?

If I’m sweaty or dirty, I shower before bed. Normal wear and tear I wait until morning.

Do you take both shoes off and then both socks, or one shoe and one sock at a time like a psychopath?

Both then both.

Curtains open or closed?

Closed.

Do you change in front of a window with the possibility of peeping neighbors, or do you change like a ninja with no possibility of being seen?

Do you leave your clothes nearby in case of emergency, or are you going into battle in your Underoos?

Clothes of some sort are usually within reach.

Do you have some form of self defense weapon near your bed?

Do the dildoes in the nightstand drawer count?

It’s a warm night, are your feet out of the covers or in?

In

When you wake up, are your blankets/sheets in perfect order or does it look like a rhinoceros tried to kick his heroin habit overnight in your bed?

Mostly in order, except for what the dogs hogged.

 

[Dudeqwe]

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[LadyLascivious1]

Dust ruffles belong décor purgatory, along with fuzzy toilet seat covers & frilly shower curtains
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Uh, my house is locked up like Fort Knox & cameras are everywhere even though I live in a very low crime area.

Yes, to all of this! I feel so seen.

I always do. Always have.

I was like 30 before I realized other people did not.

It's so uncomfortable to not!

I always do too.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I know, super disappointing.
I would test it myself, but I’m too restrained.

It's a good look on you

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have a pillow question.

Who sleeps with a pillow between their legs?

The best thing about pregnancy was discovering body pillows

My hips love me these days

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The best thing about pregnancy was discovering body pillows

My hips love me these days

Body pillows rule. Best thing about my wife’s pregnancies

 

[SassySheDevil]

I have a pillow question.

Who sleeps with a pillow between their legs?

Every night. I can't sleep without it now.

 

[Hypnobitch01]

I was shocked that the balls were actual things in a sack and that they could move. Sex Ed failed me.

Author of: The Trophy Wife, Birds of a Feather, Conri and Red, My Other Mistress, And more….

 

[Lord Pmann]

How often do you change your sheets?
If women had never been invented, do you think guys would ever wash their sheets? Would sheets exist? Would beds? If you answered yes to any of these do you feel as ridiculous as you look?
What do you wear to bed (on an average “sleep only” night)?
Have you ever fucked your pillow?
Do you sleep in your socks?
Do you sleep with animals (and I don’t mean in a perverted way)?
Do you have extraneous pillows or blankets on your bed that have no purpose but decorative?
Do you keep sex toys in a drawer next to your bed, or hidden somewhere else?
Do you hog the blankets?
Do you shower/bathe before bed or sleep in your own filth?
Do you take both shoes off and then both socks, or one shoe and one sock at a time like a psychopath?
Curtains open or closed?
Do you change in front of a window with the possibility of peeping neighbors, or do you change like a ninja with no possibility of being seen?
Do you leave your clothes nearby in case of emergency, or are you going into battle in your Underoos?
Do you have some form of self defense weapon near your bed?
It’s a warm night, are your feet out of the covers or in?
When you wake up, are your blankets/sheets in perfect order or does it look like a rhinoceros tried to kick his heroin habit overnight in your bed?
What did I miss?

How often do you change your sheets? Once a week.

If women had never been invented, do you think guys would ever wash their sheets?
I’m the best freak in my relationship.

What do you wear to bed (on an average “sleep only” night)?
I sleep without clothes. I cannot tell you the last time I slept with anything on at night. I don’t know how you pyjama wearing fuckers do it.

Have you ever fucked your pillow?
Do you sleep in your socks?
Do you sleep with animals (and I don’t mean in a perverted way)? NO. NO. NO.

Do you have extraneous pillows or blankets on your bed that have no purpose but decorative?
The amount of decorative pillows in my house is absurd. This is not my choice. My decorative pillows are also monogrammed. So they’re extra pompous.


Do you keep sex toys in a drawer next to your bed, or hidden somewhere else?
They’re in my night stand next to the bed. That’s where all the dirty secrets are kept.


Do you hog the blankets?
A little bit. I toss and turn between shoulders and that usually involves the blankets twisting with me.

Do you shower/bathe before bed or sleep in your own filth?
For the most part, I shower at night and in the morning.

Do you take both shoes off and then both socks, or one shoe and one sock at a time like a psychopath?
Non-psychopath way.

Curtains open or closed?
Do you change in front of a window with the possibility of peeping neighbors, or do you change like a ninja with no possibility of being seen?
Closed. My neighbours don’t have a view into my house, sadly for them.

Do you leave your clothes nearby in case of emergency, or are you going into battle in your Underoos?
I usually put my clothes in the hamper or in my bathroom for the morning. There’s no real emergency that would require me to get dressed right by my bed.

Do you have some form of self defense weapon near your bed?
I have a couple of guns in my nightstand, but it’s not really for self defense, necessarily. It just happens to be where I keep them.

It’s a warm night, are your feet out of the covers or in?
There are no warm nights in the pmann household. I cannot imagine sleeping in a warm environment. I live in Florida and we have central AC. My house is frigid in the winter. I keep it between 59-65. In the summer it’s set around 72, which is quite cold with my AC blowing.

When you wake up, are your blankets/sheets in perfect order or does it look like a rhinoceros tried to kick his heroin habit overnight in your bed?
It’s not too bad. Not in perfect order. But not awful.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have before, but only when my knees are killing me. Otherwise it's uncomfortable AF

I do sometimes. It really helps if my hips or back are sore.

I always do. Always have.

I was like 30 before I realized other people did not.

It's so uncomfortable to not!

The best thing about pregnancy was discovering body pillows

My hips love me these days

Dear god. This sounds like a conversation at an old folks’ home.

What’s your favourite brand of Metamucil before bed? Do you use Gold Bond cream or powder?

Getting old sucks. I used to hear people talk about hurting from sleep and I always wondered, “How do you fuck that up?” It’s sleeping. Now that I’m in my mid-30s to early 40s, things start to hurt from “sleeping wrong”.

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you shower/bathe before bed or sleep in your own filth?
For the most part, I shower at night and in the morning.

Do you shower, bath, shower?

#enquiringminds



Note the use of the e in enquire to denote a less formal question.

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm in a weird mood.


And very awake.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm in a weird mood.


And very awake.

How weird are we talking?

 

[Endless_Night]

How weird are we talking?

I mean, pretty weird, but after that your house breaker answer earlier I am viewing that inquiry with suspicion.


Note the I, indicating I've gone more formal.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I mean, pretty weird, but after that your house breaker answer earlier I am viewing that inquiry with suspicion.


Note the I, indicating I've gone more formal.

I only overreact like that to keep people safe.
Otherwise, I am a Saint!

 

[Endless_Night]

I only overreact like that to keep people safe.
Otherwise, I am a Saint!

I am not seeing a halo. *raises eyebrow*

 

[hotwords229_A]

I am not seeing a halo. *raises eyebrow*

It’s in the wash.

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s in the wash.

Alright. Give me something weird.

(But not too weird! )

 

[hotwords229_A]

Alright. Give me something weird.

(But not too weird! )

Wait, I thought you were the one in a weird mood. I’m perfectly normal.