Cock Talk

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Whoa.

And all this time I've been thinking of you as such a restrained character!

I've thought of him restrained before too!

 

[UnquietDreams]

@Dirt_in_the_Ground raises an interesting point

Who here locks their doors?

I don't. And we have five doors to the exterior of our place (not including the garage).

I mean, we lock the place up if we're going to be gone for any period of time but otherwise the doors are unlocked. We have fantastic neighbors who will check in on unfamiliar visitors and I have to remember to text them if I'm expecting people to enter the house when I'm not home. My poor plumber was both horrified and impressed the first time he visited. Three different neighbors came to chat to him to ensure he was legit

I lived in New York City for a year. It is ingrained. I would more like to give up coffee than not automatically lock the door behind me.

 

[Apisto42]

No. @Apisto42 is working on it, isn't he?

I am. Now apparently I need to glaze them first. Are we talking lemon glaze? Opaque? Oiled?

Or just covered in jizz?

Too many options. Now I’m conflicted.

 

[hotoldrguy]

How often do you change your sheets?
Once a week
If women had never been invented, do you think guys would ever wash their sheets? Would sheets exist? Would beds? If you answered yes to any of these do you feel as ridiculous as you look?
There probably would be maybe blankets and beds yeah maybe like air mattresses or fertilizer bags,,,
What do you wear to bed (on an average “sleep only” night)?
I sleep au natural
Have you ever fucked your pillow?
I never even thought of that as a thing
Do you sleep in your socks?
negative
Do you sleep with animals (and I don’t mean in a perverted way)?
my cat comes in and out during the night for short naps
Do you have extraneous pillows or blankets on your bed that have no purpose but decorative?
nope just the basics
Do you shower/bathe before bed or sleep in your own filth?
shower
Do you take both shoes off and then both socks, or one shoe and one sock at a time like a psychopath?
shoes then socks. it is the civilized way
Curtains open or closed?
I have blinds but I close them when I have the lights on at night then don't bother with them until morning
Do you change in front of a window with the possibility of peeping neighbors, or do you change like a ninja with no possibility of being seen?
I change where and when I want no neighbors close enough to look in the windows
Do you leave your clothes nearby in case of emergency, or are you going into battle in your Underoos?
I really do not worry about it
Do you have some form of self defense weapon near your bed?
don't need one. They see me coming at them naked, they will run
It’s a warm night, are your feet out of the covers or in?
Still in, well maybe one foot out
When you wake up, are your blankets/sheets in perfect order or does it look like a rhinoceros tried to kick his heroin habit overnight in your bed?
they could be anywhere on or off the bed or wrapped around me like a cocoon

 

[hotwords229_A]

I am. Now apparently I need to glaze them first. Are we talking lemon glaze? Opaque? Oiled?

Or just covered in jizz?

Too many options. Now I’m conflicted.

We still haven’t established if balls can taste soy sauce in another thread, so add that to your list.

 

[Apisto42]

We still haven’t established if balls can taste soy sauce in another thread, so add that to your list.

I’m picking up Asian fusion for dinner. I’ll get extra soy.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

We still haven’t established if balls can taste soy sauce in another thread, so add that to your list.

I can't believe that hasn't been established yet. I could've sworn that he was going to follow through that night

 

[hotwords229_A]

I can't believe that hasn't been established yet. I could've sworn that he was going to follow through that night

I know, super disappointing.
I would test it myself, but I’m too restrained.

 

[Endless_Night]

I know, super disappointing.
I would test it myself, but I’m too restrained.

Ummm. Will this link disillusion my illusion of you being restrained?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ummm. Will this link disillusion my illusion of you being restrained?

Totally safe! Depending on your imagination.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I know, super disappointing.
I would test it myself, but I’m too restrained.

Too restrained or just the right amount?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Too restrained or just the right amount?

I was referring to my pants.

 

[Endless_Night]

Totally safe! Depending on your imagination.

That is not a definitive answer.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That is not a definitive answer.

All lower regions covered.

 

[Apisto42]

That is not a definitive answer.

Highly recommend. 5 stars. Would open it again.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh!!!

I wasn't expecting anything sexual after the thumbs up.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh!!!

I wasn't expecting anything sexual after the thumbs up.

It’s only sexual in your mind.

 

[Apisto42]

Oh!!!

I wasn't expecting anything sexual after the thumbs up.

Lolz. It could be a horror movie. Depends on what reference you put on it.

A painting canvas perhaps? I’m sure the ladies on here could come up with fun things to amuse themselves.

 

[Endless_Night]

I see. So it's not the picture. It's me?

Nope.

Not buying.

 

[Apisto42]

I see. So it's not the picture. It's me?

Nope.

Not buying.

It’s totes you.

You’re a pervert. Just like the rest of us.

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s totes you.

You’re a pervert. Just like the rest of us.

Rude.

 

[Apisto42]

Rude.

Be that way. And I’ll post links that I say are safe.

 

[Endless_Night]

Be that way. And I’ll post links that I say are safe.

Well, that's terrifying!

 

[Endless_Night]

I have a pillow question.

Who sleeps with a pillow between their legs?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I have a pillow question.

Who sleeps with a pillow between their legs?

I have before, but only when my knees are killing me. Otherwise it's uncomfortable AF