Sex & Shenanigans

[SherlockianMan]

But half a dozen is more like 3 of a kind....

Poker..I don't even know her!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Poker..I don't even know her!

Fine! Be that way .....

 

[LupineOne]

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He’s not wrong

 

[SherlockianMan]

Fine! Be that way .....

Gotta have an introduction and permission first. I'm a gentleman

 

[dawn_of_night]

Gotta have an introduction and permission first. I'm a gentleman

I thought you knew me

 

[HeavyBalls]

Poker..I don't even know her!

Gives "nut flush" a full new meaning...

 

[SherlockianMan]

I thought you knew me

You, certainly do. It was more the general "her"

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fixed it for you.

I love that I can always count on you

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Just want to announce that me and my new girlfriend, the Hawk Twua girl are starting a polycule. Now taking applications.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

As a SAHM, I just had my first “days off” (time away from my kids) in two years and omg it felt so good.
I was MOH in a wedding, so I still had responsibilities but still… I had almost forgot what it felt like to only be dealing with adults all day

Fuck yeah, that’s a fantastic feeling!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Gotta have an introduction and permission first.

We're past this, just to be clear... Lol

I'm a gentleman

Mmhm.

 

[SherlockianMan]

We're past this, just to be clear... Lol

Mmhm.

So...you don't want me to poke you?

 

[dawn_of_night]

So...you don't want me to poke you?

I don't think I said that... I said we were past introducing ourselves

 

[SherlockianMan]

I don't think I said that... I said we were past introducing ourselves

Just look8ng for some clarity

 

[dawn_of_night]

Just look8ng for some clarity

You know; references..for science. And mathing. The foreplay of ...
Post in thread 'What Are You Thinking? Continued 14' https://forum.literotica.com/threads/what-are-you-thinking-continued-14.1556301/post-99050450

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good night fuckers ,

 

[SherlockianMan]

Good night fuckers ,

Have a good one.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good night fuckers ,

Good night, love.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

“Cook Out style” aka mustard, onions, chili, and coleslaw

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Option 1: Shredded sharp cheddar directly on the toasted bun first…it will melt and create a barrier and prevent soggy buns, or worse, everything falling through if the toasted bun cracks apart. Then hot dog, then chili, then diced white onions, followed by more cheese
Option 2: Honey mustard, diced white onions, dill relish
Option 3: Spicy brown mustard, diced white onions, dill relish, BBQ sauce, shredded sharp cheddar

Seriously... I can't breathe if it's warmer than 72... At 74 I'm asking for air, a fan preferably... At 75 my clothes start coming off and anything after that is just ridiculous ....

75°F it is!

When I come to the US at some undisclosed point in the future, I am going to have a hot dog, and befriend a local and get invited to a BBQ.

Preferably somewhere there are squirrels!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

"I love it when a posh bird talks dirty!"
-Dog Soldiers

Had never heard of that movie before, but @Btq97 mentioned it a few days ago too

My high schooler's final report card finally posted today. He was worried he'd failed chem.
He actually got a B+ on the final exam and finished with a B for the whole class.

Now we're making milkshakes.

Good work deserves milkshakes.

I need a milkshake now too

 

[Btq97]

Had never heard of that movie before, but @Btq97 mentioned it a few days ago

It r a great movie popcorn horror and giggles

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wait...the Spice Girls' nicknames lied to us?

It’s true. Scary, for example, was merely Boisterous.

IIRC, “Baby” Spice was the oldest too

who’s in my witch crew?

@Indie

You?

Can I ride a Roomba?

I'll join but go with the pew pew boobies as weapon of choice.

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They’re called “machine gun jugglies”

Okay, I was armed with the Power of Musical Theater, but you are right, boobies are better.

Were you the very model of a modern major general?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I'm having way too much fun with the HAWK TWUA thing.

 

[LupineOne]

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Somebody’s been doing some shady sciency shit between lizards and humans again, haven’t they? Why the fuck else would someone live like this???

 

[BrendaBear]

Somebody’s been doing some shady sciency shit between lizards and humans again, haven’t they? Why the fuck else would someone live like this???

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