Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

I'm eating a chocolate chip cookie dough shake on my couch in my underroos. The proper way to enjoy ice cream.

We went to Michael's and Dairy Queen after and then we went to NuEra and watched the people go in and out...

 

[BrendaBear]

We went to Michael's and Dairy Queen after and then we went to NuEra and watched the people go in and out...

You are wise and honorable. I might have headed for the closest casino bar.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So I agreed with the wifey to pick her up and take her to meet her adult cousin and her 5 biological children and one nephew... For ice cream, no amount of ice cream will fix this... I need something stronger...
Help me?

I will think of you with this nice glass of wine. Helpful?

 

[dawn_of_night]

You are wise and honorable.

I looked at yarn, I found some perler beads to make a Mario Bros 3 and a watercolor water brush and some golden girls tic tac for my work wife.

I might have headed for the closest casino bar.

You know, Ive never been.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Boobs.

Boobs are awesome.

Not kidding. It is wise to focus on the things that matter. Like boobs.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I will think of you with this nice glass of wine. Helpful?

Well, anytime you think of me, makes me smile...
It's helpful that I'm home with my feet up

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Oh, I love the look on David's face...

 

[Bry1313]

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[dawn_of_night]

I'm eating a chocolate chip cookie dough shake on my couch in my underroos. The proper way to enjoy ice cream.

Boo... I had a peanut butter parfait .... I love nuts....

 

[BrendaBear]

You know, Ive never been.

In all fairness, even though I’ve lived in Las Vegas for almost 15 years, I have never had a drink in a bar or casino here.
I just like the joke.

If I want to drink, I buy a bottle and head home to enjoy it.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Boo... I had a peanut butter parfait .... I love nuts....

Is that code?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Boo... I had a peanut butter parfait .... I love nuts....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Speechless??
What'd I say?

 

[morelikeasong]

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[UnquietDreams]

Speechless??
What'd I say?

Trying to avoid several "I love nuts" jokes...

 

[HeavyBalls]

Not kidding. It is wise to focus on the things that matter. Like boobs.

Boobs.

A weakness, a passion.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Boobs.

A weakness, a passion.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other...

I am partial to just one a pair at a time, baring special circumstances.

 

[BrendaBear]

Boobs.

A weakness, a passion.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other...

They usually come in pairs….

 

[dawn_of_night]

In all fairness, even though I’ve lived in Las Vegas for almost 15 years, I have never had a drink in a bar or casino here.
I just like the joke.

If I want to drink, I buy a bottle and head home to enjoy it.

You are my kind of people

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am partial to just one a pair at a time,

Mmhm.

baring special circumstances.

Boy do I have a proposition for you....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Trying to avoid several "I love nuts" jokes...

My bad, out of line?
I'll behave, maybe....
Probably not, no. Not a chance....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is that code?

I mean.... It's English.
But I can probably figure out something mathy id you want more foreplay?

 

[BrendaBear]

My bad, out of line?
I'll behave, maybe....

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[BrendaBear]

I mean.... It's English.
But I can probably figure out something mathy id you want more fourplay?

Fixed it for you.

 

[dawn_of_night]

They usually come in pairs….

But half a dozen is more like 3 of a kind....