Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

I have now discovered I can be annoyed and aroused at the same time.

Please do this as a pirate.

My voice doesn't do pirate. Idk. It sounds extremely ridiculous.

 

[Taegul]

My voice doesn't do pirate. Idk. It sounds extremely ridiculous.

Yeah, and adults doing baby voices doesn't sound ridiculous...

 

[Amanda330]

Yeah, and adults doing baby voices doesn't sound ridiculous...

Babies like it. And so do animals... So shuddup.

 

[UnquietDreams]

My voice doesn't do pirate. Idk. It sounds extremely ridiculous.

Oh, okay.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I think I'll walk the plank....

 

[Taegul]

Babies like it. And so do animals... So shuddup.

So tempted to baby talk "Who's a grumpy wittle girl? Are you a grumpy wittle girl?"

 

[crazychemgirl]

All of you beautiful fuckers … I love you all.

 

[Amanda330]

So tempted to baby talk "Who's a grumpy wittle girl? Are you a grumpy wittle girl?"

Lol I triple dog dare you.

 

[Taegul]

Lol I triple dog dare you.

As a straight man, it goes directly against my selfish interests to risk being the cause of every vagina in this thread drying up and withering out.

Maybe that whore, TotallyNotTaegul, will do it. Hmm...

 

[UnquietDreams]

As a straight man, it goes directly against my selfish interests to risk being the cause of every vagina in this thread drying up and withering out.

Maybe that whore, TotallyNotTaegul, will do it. Hmm...

 

[Taegul]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[Taegul]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[TS_Woody]

As a straight man, it goes directly against my selfish interests to risk being the cause of every vagina in this thread drying up and withering out.

Maybe that whore, TotallyNotTaegul, will do it. Hmm...

Do it! Taylor Swift insists

 

[dawn_of_night]

 

[BrendaBear]

But I do want a spin-off of Wong and Madisynn hanging out and watching TV in between bouts of saving reality.

I get Wong, I have no idea who Madisynn is though... and want to see him hanging with Shawn and Katy. 'Cause that looks like a fun group.

The fact I adore Awkwafina is irrelevant. Just pointing that out here.

 

[Taegul]

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[BrendaBear]

Because saying across 101 sounds dumb as shit?

Not if you are from Oregon. We said that all the the time. We even drove I5 too. Amazing!

In all fairness, it's likely different now. The Oregon I grew up in was invaded by Californians - some of which are my closest friends (including the love of my life).

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[BrendaBear]

Ok … if you had to choose to live in a world where:

A: people ONLY ever talked baby talk

Or

B: people ONLY ever talked like pirates


Which would you choose?



Bonus points for giving your best voca impression of your chosen world.

Pirate talk. Otherwise, I'd turn into a homicidal maniac in a couple of days.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Reading book 7 in the dark tower series and they mention a particular sandwich … who’s willing to try it with me?

Bacon, banana and peanut butter.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Reading book 7 in the dark tower series and they mention a particular sandwich … who’s willing to try it with me?

Bacon, banana and peanut butter.

I have done a bacon and peanut butter burger, but I am allergic to bananas.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not if you are from Oregon. We said that all the the time. We even drove I5 too. Amazing!

In all fairness, it's likely different now. The Oregon I grew up in was invaded by Californians - some of which are my closest friends (including the love of my life).

Nope, you still cross under 101 to get to Tolavana beach. We haven't routinely added "the" to it.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Lol I triple dog dare you.

1. Don't tug on Superman's cape.
2. Don't make fun of Batman's parents.
3. Don't do this either.