Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

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Come, let's go on a journey.

But I'm pretty sure you'll teach me things!

Let's take our time teaching each other things.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wanna be friends?

Hells yes

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm trying to be Bogey Jr.

At the risk of being shanked.... Wanna be friends?

Don’t trust her … she’s campaigning for thirstiest poster of the last 5000 pages in the Sex & Shenanigans Awards Best of 5000

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I'm trying to be Bogey Jr.

At the risk of being shanked.... Wanna be friends?

Sure! Why the hell not?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning, sweetheart.

Good morning, Ho.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Squirrel.
Organo
Aluminium.


A new one.

Buoy. What the fuck are you doing with THAT word?

https://voca.ro/1hNmZIVK6Eej

 

[dawn_of_night]

I find dick pics repulsive...until I don't. There's a switch flipped at some point where it goes from "dear god, don't inflict that pic on my poor, unsuspecting eyes", to then being interested and attracted enough that I'm quite curious & interested in taking a peek. So, yes, I, at least, do solicit dick pics when ready, but a pic sent before I want it is likely to get you blocked.

Yep.... Agreed....

 

[Azuldrgon]

*wishes he had the popcorn gif*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Come, let's go on a journey.

But I'm pretty sure you'll teach me things!

Take my hand, come along, lend your voice to my song
Come along, take my hand, sing a song

For a land where the river runs free
For a land through the green country
For a land to a shining sea
For a land where the horses run free
And you and me are free to be you and me

 

[MissLabelled]

Let's take our time teaching each other things.

Yes!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I kinda wish we had that problem here. It's gonna be high 90s here

Don't get me wrong... We're loving in the devils knee crack right now.... But fuck I bet we get snow before August

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hells yes

Sure! Why the hell not?

You guys wanna go first?

 

[UnquietDreams]

How do you say the word - buoyant - ?

We say it like the beginning of that.

https://voca.ro/1c4b5szCO31o

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Let's take our time teaching each other things.

@Indie isn't here... Wanna be friends?

 

[ShaneoD]

I find dick pics repulsive...until I don't. There's a switch flipped at some point where it goes from "dear god, don't inflict that pic on my poor, unsuspecting eyes", to then being interested and attracted enough that I'm quite curious & interested in taking a peek. So, yes, I, at least, do solicit dick pics when ready, but a pic sent before I want it is likely to get you blocked.

I hate when my poor unsuspecting eyes see mine again the next day after I've forgotten about the night before, wonder if in the only guy that does this

 

[Amanda330]

@Indie isn't here... Wanna be friends?

Of course!

 

[MissLabelled]

Wanna be friends?

Yes, let's friendly vag shake on it

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yes, let's friendly vag shake on it

Why is it crossed out? Too hard to shake with vag? Tits five on it?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@Indie isn't here... Wanna be friends?

Wow

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can’t believe I missed the 1 year anniversary of Sex & Shenanigans!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why is it crossed out? Too hard to shake with vag? Tits five on it?

You don’t like feet in your face?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wow

You know what she did while I was gone

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why is it crossed out? Too hard to shake with vag? Tits five on it?

I mean, that’s own way to scissor.

 

[MissLabelled]

Why is it crossed out? Too hard to shake with vag? Tits five on it?

Shaking with vag is called scissoring and I'm too old for that, I might dislocate a hip!

 

[Azuldrgon]

I can’t believe I missed the 1 year anniversary of Sex & Shenanigans!!

Is that today?
Ironic.