Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

We wouldn't have you any other way.

Seconded

 

[crazychemgirl]

Lessons in whoreography … brought to you by sex and shenanigans

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, basically... Yeah? It's just more fun to be whore-y.

Although, I'm still waiting for you to take my hand and teach me.

Yeah, me too
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[Amanda330]

I was a different person back then.

Oh. Ok.

 

[MrDevereaux]

How do you say the word - buoyant - ?

We say it like the beginning of that.

I thought it was pronounced “boy-an-cester-shur-t”

(Think the ‘Murcans will buy that?)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Lessons in whoreography … brought to you by sex and shenanigans

Does that mean you’re including a map in your book? I love books with maps.

 

[ShaneoD]

I was here a second ago and I ducked out while you guys were talking about accents, now it's whore-y-ness, life moves fast

(Are we back in accents?)

 

[MrDevereaux]

*makes notes: rapport before you whore*

Wait. Is that name calling?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Oh. Ok.

Sorry to disappoint! I'm too old, too tired and too attached to someone special anymore.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I will say, friendly vag hits differently though

Wanna be friends?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh. Ok.

Come here girl … I’ll teach you the whore ways.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna be friends?

Where’s that “parched” gif when you need it

 

[Amanda330]

Sorry to disappoint! I'm too old, too tired and too attached to someone special anymore.

Absolutely no disappointment... I'm very happy for you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning fuckers.
Tuesday, the post Monday blues....

Good morning, sweetheart.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Friendly vag from what I understand it is a uniquely feminine thing

Wanna finally be friends?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Come here girl … I’ll teach you the whore ways.

Can I give you 5 ️s when we've never actually ebanged?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sooooo ...

Wanna be friends?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna finally be friends?

Just because I don’t send you pics of my vajoozable doesn’t mean we’re not besties.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can I give you 5 ️s when we've never actually ebanged?

Absolutely!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

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[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Wanna finally be friends?

Wanna be friends?

Why you being thirsty like Bogey? Girl, you got more self respect than that!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Just because I don’t send you pics of my vajoozable doesn’t mean we’re not besties.

This is true. I love you despite never having seen your vajoozal. But I have imagined it.

 

[MissLabelled]

I mean, basically... Yeah? It's just more fun to be whore-y.

Although, I'm still waiting for you to take my hand and teach me.

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Come, let's go on a journey.

But I'm pretty sure you'll teach me things!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why you being thirsty like Bogey? Girl, you got more self respect than that!

I'm trying to be Bogey Jr.

At the risk of being shanked.... Wanna be friends?

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is true. I love you despite never having seen your vajoozal. But I have imagined it.

You and 57447573732843 others I’m sure.