MrDevereaux
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Normal people go to the beach???!
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Mrtenant
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What is this European you speak of? There is only 'Murica. Yeesh
Wand3rlust
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Squirrel.
Organo
Aluminium.
A new one.
Buoy. What the fuck are you doing with THAT word?
Organo
Aluminium.
A new one.
Buoy. What the fuck are you doing with THAT word?
Nicefella
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Aka my first date with a college girl when I was in high school.
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Peach season in Hill County, TX? The peaches are the best ever. I didn't even like peaches until I visited there. The peach ice cream I had was honestly the best thing I've ever tasted. I'm not equipped cognitively or emotionally to handle something so purely joyous. It was like if an angel lady squirted directly into my mouth.
Nicefella
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Now this is just my theory - but I don’t think dick pics are ever truly solicited by women - it’s just us mens just feel comfortable enough with the sexual vibe and send it - looking back on all the times I may have allegedly sent some, perhaps some humility should’ve been in order.Wait, what's wrong with unsolicited dick pics....
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Easily done. I'll put on a cock ring and put it in there. My dick will look like Tonto.
Mrtenant
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Wow
that's way, I mean way, more thought than I ever put into it.
lavendersilk
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Hey.
Nicefella
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That what I do man. I kill the vibe with deep thoughts.Wow
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Yeah, I mean you have to establish the vibe and ask explicitly first before you go there.
Rapport before you whore.
Mrtenant
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Classy
dawn_of_night
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You need cuddles?
I write with invisible ink
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I can also be classy and put a bow tie on it, yes.
Funny thing, my stud lasso cock ring kinda looks like a bolo tie. So already in classing it up.
Nicefella
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Going country class with the dick boloI can also be classy and put a bow tie on it, yes.
Funny thing, my stud lasso cock ring kinda looks like a bolo tie. So already in classing it up.
Mrtenant
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See, now that's how it's done.I can also be classy and put a bow tie on it, yes.
Funny thing, my stud lasso cock ring kinda looks like a bolo tie. So already in classing it up.
Someone send that man some boobs to his inbox!
dawn_of_night
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Illinois about to get dick slapped when that snow storm blows over....
Mrtenant
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dawn_of_night
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Good morning fuckers.
Tuesday, the post Monday blues....
Tuesday, the post Monday blues....
Nicefella
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Duuuude. Look at the attachment…. LmfaoI kinda wish we had that problem here. It's gonna be high 90s here
MissLabelled
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Is that like autoerotic asphyxiation but just for your dick?I can also be classy and put a bow tie on it, yes.
Funny thing, my stud lasso cock ring kinda looks like a bolo tie. So already in classing it up.
Mrtenant
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What? Looks like a weather map or something?
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Are you asking how a cock ring works? It basically holds the blood flow in the penis so that it's SUPER hard. And can usually last longer. They're tons of fun.
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Would not object to this.
