I'm imagining a penis wearing a party hat? Or maybe one of those spinning bowties? I don't know. Think of Wonka wanking his Willy. Whimsically.I’ll give you the others, but I challenge you to explain a whimsical masturabatory session
Well, my guess is that y'all are trying to furiously finish quickly before you're caught with pants down at your computer desk
There's definitely truth to that. Also you want to finish quickly so you can beat traffic for the drive home.Well, my guess is that y'all are trying to furiously finish quickly before you're caught with pants gdiwn at your computer desk
Because you run out of time and have to finish in the car. And usually find that you don't have enough napkins, and the people in the other car are staring at you, like you are the weird one.
My croc flops are beige camo!You forgot underwire bras
I have some wedges and you’d never know they were crocs. And I absolutely love their sequined flip flops.
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No, they have poor depth perception to begin with & always round up. So, by the average guys measuring technique, I'm 6'8"
We can only hope
I read that, then had to read it again to confirm. Yea, that's total bullshit. Women don't whip the girls out for "normals".
What if we're only attracted to women who enjoy weird?
My Tuesday is tired and headachey. But I don't have to work today.
Like it caught me banging his wife.
Probably sounded like one too after that
Noted
Oh I enjoy weird more than anything else …
BustedWell, my guess is that y'all are trying to furiously finish quickly before you're caught with pants down at your computer desk
Or maybe replying to a post made a year ago, with "Hey girl... you are neato. DM me for a good time."... (or something like that)...
