Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I’m pretty sure you need to see a doctor about this.

In unrelated news, I just ordered my official doctors license from a fancy website.

I as well have a doctorate from a world-class, nonaccredited university.

 

[Dubinsky]

My cousin's initials are MD.

That almost makes me a doctor.

I'm happy to diagnose.

 

[Biggalute]

I’m pretty sure you need to see a doctor about this.

In unrelated news, I just ordered my official doctors license from a fancy website.

A lady goes to the Dr about her discharge, he tells her to lay up on the table and then inserts two fingers in her vagina, "How does that feel?"
"Very nice thank you doctor, but it's coming from my ear"
Boom Boom

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

How DARE you

I did in fact, and I would gladly do it again. For science of course!

If you are inconsolable after this we can always have a MOVIE night and watch Mel Brooks movies.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

For those of you who know how big a deal this is, I hung out with my dad yesterday. Not him solo, there were other people there. It was awkward of course but still, we got to talk and it actually felt kind of nice. I'm feeling hopeful

Just a bit of joy to start the week.

So happy for you

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Poking my head in to see what's going on. @SirConradPeckereye being rude, as usual. Multiple thirsty men keeping up the status quo. Anybody in need of a shanking (other than SCP)? Also, what is the deal with the new thread?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Poking my head in to see what's going on. @SirConradPeckereye being rude, as usual. Multiple thirsty men keeping up the status quo. Anybody in need of a shanking (other than SCP)? Also, what is the deal with the new thread?

You take your reactions back to France, you no good dirty rotten scoundrel!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You take your reactions back to France, you no good dirty rotten scoundrel!

I won't and you can't make me!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Poking my head in to see what's going on. @SirConradPeckereye being rude, as usual. Multiple thirsty men keeping up the status quo. Anybody in need of a shanking (other than SCP)? Also, what is the deal with the new thread?

Failed coup attempt.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Poking my head in to see what's going on. @SirConradPeckereye being rude, as usual. Multiple thirsty men keeping up the status quo. Anybody in need of a shanking (other than SCP)? Also, what is the deal with the new thread?

I missed you

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I won't and you can't make me!

BUT I did finally get you to admit to being one!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I missed you

I didn't....

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Failed coup attempt.

And here I thought the French were pros at coup's..

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Failed coup attempt.

Could have predicted that! Threads rarely go the way you want them to! lol

I missed you

Missed you too OP!

BUT I did finally get you to admit to being one!

A shanker? Everybody knows that!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m pretty sure you need to see a doctor about this.

In unrelated news, I just ordered my official doctors license from a fancy website.

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Come here, I'll be your first volunteer to help you learn proper breast exam techniques

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

And here I thought the French were pros at coup's..

Bâtard!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A shanker? Everybody knows that!

Whatever helps you no good dirty rotten scoundrels sleep at night...

That's a given, you should just have 🗡's as your tag line.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Whatever helps you no good dirty rotten scoundrels sleep at night...

That's a given, you should just have 🗡's as your tag line.

I figured the witch AV is warning enough!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I figured the witch AV is warning enough!

I don't know.... that girl did drop a house on family.... so revenge was deserved...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Poking my head in to see what's going on. @SirConradPeckereye being rude, as usual. Multiple thirsty men keeping up the status quo. Anybody in need of a shanking (other than SCP)? Also, what is the deal with the new thread?

Welcome my dear …. I’m down for some shanking

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Im just gonna say that there has not been nearly enough shanking going on with you Marie

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Im just gonna say that there has not been nearly enough shanking going on with you Marie

Don't you encourage her!

Prison is gonna be safer than here again...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Don't you encourage her!

Prison is gonna be safer than here again...

Go straight to jail if you're afraid
I just know better than to piss her off. I'm an angel and sweet and no one would shank me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Bâtard!

 

[BrendaBear]

My cousin's initials are MD.

I have a cousin with those initials too...

That almost makes me a doctor.

I think I'm going to have to also explore these new found possibilities...