Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Let me queue up some Peter Gabriel. *plays Shock the Monkey*

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I’d annoy the fuck outta myself. I need complementary energy not identical energy.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Queues "Intruder."

Nothing gets those love juices going like 'Games Without Frontiers.'

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I’d annoy the fuck outta myself. I need complementary energy not identical energy.

I actually feel that. It has to be a specific kind of complimentary energy though. Like not "I'm chill, partner is unchill, so we irritate each other." (Looking at you, first marriage)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I actually feel that. It has to be a specific kind of complimentary energy though. Like not "I'm chill, partner is unchill, so we irritate each other." (Looking at you, first marriage)

it’s a delicate dance.

Or you know, not so delicate, depending on the energy

 

[BrendaBear]

It is handy though if one of you likes talking to strangers. Ask me how I know.

*but introverts rule!*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fuck you pumpkin

 

[BrendaBear]

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Fuck you pumpkin

I don't remember any adults saying that... oh wait... the nineties. Yeah, okay. I remember kids saying it to each other in the 70's to show how smart they were.

But... we can extrapolate they were parents in the 90's... and to a kid, that's an "old timer"... so I guess it fits.

 

[dawn_of_night]

It's very Monday today....

 

[Amanda330]

Let me queue up some Peter Gabriel. *plays Shock the Monkey*

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I don't need two neurotic freaks on my hands. One is more than enough. Lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

What page of the Kama Sutra you on?

Shhhh... Don't let reality get in the way of a decent punchline.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nothing gets those love juices going like 'Games Without Frontiers.'

"Jeux sans frontières..."

 

[positiveflirt]

For those of you who know how big a deal this is, I hung out with my dad yesterday. Not him solo, there were other people there. It was awkward of course but still, we got to talk and it actually felt kind of nice. I'm feeling hopeful

Just a bit of joy to start the week.

Slowly slowly. You're awesome.

 

[HarryHill]

Why Monday… why??

Why you gotta do me so dirty?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Why Monday… why??

Why you gotta do me so dirty?

Because you are a dirty dirty girl!

 

[Nicefella]

Tbh I prefer chicken nuggets

This is why I wuv u

 

[crazychemgirl]

Because you are a dirty dirty girl!

How DARE you

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Mr_bogey]

Public service announcement
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Ahem
@Tigobitties98
@crazychemgirl

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ahem
@Tigobitties98
@crazychemgirl

@Tigobitties98 do you have nipples? I don’t have nipples …

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Don't tell Boston...

 

[Mr_bogey]

For those of you who know how big a deal this is, I hung out with my dad yesterday. Not him solo, there were other people there. It was awkward of course but still, we got to talk and it actually felt kind of nice. I'm feeling hopeful

Just a bit of joy to start the week.

This made my day.

 

[MindYaBitness]

@Tigobitties98 do you have nipples? I don’t have nipples …

Nope, I am without nipples. I'm ostensibly nip-less. It's a congenital defect known as youaintfuckinseeingmytits-itis. It's incurable, and compounded by my mental disorder Chronic Selective Modesty. We're having a fund raiser next week. I'll post my go fund me, send cash.

 

[Dubinsky]

Nope, I am without nipples. I'm ostensibly nip-less. It's a congenital defect known as youaintfuckinseeingmytits-itis. It's incurable, and compounded by my mental disorder Chronic Selective Modesty. We're having a fund raiser next week. I'll post my go fund me, send cash.

...is there a cure?

AFAF.

 

[Lmizzler]

@Tigobitties98 do you have nipples? I don’t have nipples …

Nope, I am without nipples. I'm ostensibly nip-less. It's a congenital defect known as youaintfuckinseeingmytits-itis. It's incurable, and compounded by my mental disorder Chronic Selective Modesty. We're having a fund raiser next week. I'll post my go fund me, send cash.

I’m pretty sure you need to see a doctor about this.

In unrelated news, I just ordered my official doctors license from a fancy website.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m pretty sure you need to see a doctor about this.

In unrelated news, I just ordered my official doctors license from a well respected and reputable website.

Fixed it for you.... wait... I um... lied more on your behalf.