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Describe fake. Have you had beef bacon? Lamb bacon? Both are fantastic.
Any juice or food flavor (not the thing itself) that goes in most every soda (grape, orange, lime, etc)
Any bacon in soda is gonna be like that—so far from the real thing that it’s just a pale imitation. Why in the Nine Hells would you put that sort of bacon flavor in a drink of any kind?
*instinctive shudder*

Sacrilege.
 
Any juice or food flavor (not the thing itself) that goes in most every soda (grape, orange, lime, etc)
Any bacon in soda is gonna be like that—so far from the real thing that it’s just a pale imitation. Why in the Nine Hells would you put that sort of bacon flavor in a drink of any kind?
*instinctive shudder*

Sacrilege.
I don't think we agree for the same reasons... But I definitely feel the same way about fake bacon.

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Any juice or food flavor (not the thing itself) that goes in most every soda (grape, orange, lime, etc)
Any bacon in soda is gonna be like that—so far from the real thing that it’s just a pale imitation. Why in the Nine Hells would you put that sort of bacon flavor in a drink of any kind?
*instinctive shudder*

Sacrilege.
Hmmmm… so now we know how to gross you out instantly. What fun!

Hey Wolfie… Bacon flavored coffee!!!

*runs around the corner to watch the cringe reaction*


Don’t pay attention to the giggling… it means nothing.
 
Hmmmm… so now we know how to gross you out instantly. What fun!

Hey Wolfie… Bacon flavored coffee!!!

*runs around the corner to watch the cringe reaction*


Don’t pay attention to the giggling… it means nothing.
That right there deserves a spanking 😈
 
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