Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

NEBS!

Hi
How’s OR?

 

[LupineOne]

That’s a good looking roll

It was. The whole sammich was a food orgasm

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I haven't ever had either of those... I feel like pork bacon, in my experience is just very salty and greasy.

Fake is like that fake bacon bits flavor that tastes terrible... I would assume that is the flavor being used in the soda.

Bacon bits are like an instant sodium headache waiting to happen

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hi
How’s OR?

It’s fucking fantastic so far! I love it!

 

[MindYaBitness]

It was. The whole sammich was a food orgasm

We call that a foodgasm

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It was. The whole sammich was a food orgasm

YOURE a food orgasm. Nom nom nom

 

[MindYaBitness]

Me best friend growing up had a running “battle” of Coke vs Pepsi… if anyone heard us they would have thought we were mortal enemies.. when we were the closest of friends.

Brings back good memories for me…

Got any more Pepsi slams for me?

Nah, I call it the soda equivalent of Monopoly money and end there with the insults

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It’s fucking fantastic so far! I love it!

“you muh muh muh muh- make me hh happy”.

Pop quiz- what’s that from?

 

[LupineOne]

We call that a foodgasm

My mouth had an orgasm is what happened

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nah, I call it the soda equivalent of Monopoly money and end there with the insults

Let’s all pump or brakes and remember that Mountain Dew is a Pepsi product

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

“you muh muh muh muh- make me hh happy”.

Pop quiz- what’s that from?

You never go full r-word

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We call that a foodgasm

Not everything needs to be a portmanteau nerd

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You never go full r-word

https://media2.giphy.com/media/NQRRqqkImJ3Da/200.webp?cid=6c09b952c66jopt8vg647dbkua9k1wav477gkwvpv7kiircl&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=200.webp&ct=g
That’s how I feel about you for knowing that

 

[BrendaBear]

Let’s all pump or brakes and remember that Mountain Dew is a Pepsi product

Pumping around here is a pretty normal occurance…

Brakes? Not so much.

 

[BrendaBear]

Not everything needs to be a portmanteau, nerd.

Do I have to make another dumb joke? Okay, I’ll fix it for you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/NQRRqqkImJ3Da/200.webp?cid=6c09b952c66jopt8vg647dbkua9k1wav477gkwvpv7kiircl&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=200.webp&ct=g
That’s how I feel about you for knowing that

One of Tom Cruises finest moments that movie is.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Pumping around here is a pretty normal occurance…

Brakes? Not so much.

You know what? “Pump your brakes” is another line I got from tropic thunder.
But I’m watch OG Ghostbusters now.

You will perish in flames!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

On of Tom Cruises finest moments that movie is.

TC was in that movie? I thought it was like Ewan MacGregor

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

TV was in that movie? I thought it was like Ewan MacGregor

You didn’t know that he was Lev Grossman?!?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Not everything needs to be a portmanteau nerd

This will come as a surprise to no one; I am the portmanteau queen. If @TigerLilly4U was here, she fill you on the plethora of nonsensical words I've smooshed together. I'm a word smoosher, a woosher, if you will

 

[MindYaBitness]

One of Tom Cruises finest moments that movie is.

I can't stand Tom Cruise, however that's the best dance scene in cinema history
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcWphb242aGdrOWY5czV0a2NmNHl1bTZ1OHJubnVmNzFwMWppZTZwaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/RD02Grpyh6v4I/giphy.gif

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You didn’t know that he was Lev Grossman?!?

Oh i thought you meant the movie that the gif was from. OF COURSE I know he was Les Grossman. And kudos to him for totally making fun of himself. I’m sooooo putting that on once Ghostbusters is over. Yes I’ve seen the ending, but I am committed.

Also, I’d like to apologize for all my typos tonight. My thumbs are stiff and being sloppy bitches

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I can't stand Tom Cruise, however that's the best dance scene in cinema history
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcWphb242aGdrOWY5czV0a2NmNHl1bTZ1OHJubnVmNzFwMWppZTZwaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/RD02Grpyh6v4I/giphy.gif

I don’t care for him personally. He let it get out how fucking weird he is + Scientology, but I’ve never begrudged him his ability to perform.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You aren't a little curious?

Oh, that question has gotten me into so many interesting situations over the years...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Describe fake. Have you had beef bacon? Lamb bacon? Both are fantastic.

Hot dog bacon was as well.