Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

A hole is a hole. And a toll is a toll. And a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. And we don't eat no holes.
Or something like that.

You just made that up.

Or Little John did.

I get confused before morning Pepsi…

 

[BrendaBear]

I always wonder why guys want huge cocks. A vag can only accommodate so much. How much of your dick are you planning on always being cold & dry?

I have wondered that too. Or being insulting to some other guy if he isn’t as big as they are. Why do they care? Unless they are planning to take it up their ass, why does it matter to them at all? I have never understood that at all.

 

[BrendaBear]

Definitely the best one. Maybe the leather daddy competes.

What? The Indian guy! Sheesh!!!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I always wonder why guys want huge cocks. A vag can only accommodate so much. How much of your dick are you planning on always being cold & dry?

I like my size. I'm not tiny, but I can easily go balls deep without causing discomfort.
... he said, politely.

 

[Bry1313]

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[morelikeasong]

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[MissLabelled]

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[morelikeasong]

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[MindYaBitness]

Plus I always have to wear boots so I have something to tuck it into.
It’s a real burden.

You could use a sling?

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I've got a wicked scar on my ri knee from one of those things!

 

[Amanda330]

I always wonder why guys want huge cocks. A vag can only accommodate so much. How much of your dick are you planning on always being cold & dry?

Cold maybe... but probably not dry...

Also, girthy is always better than longer. Imo.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It…is?

Those little O’s get you going, eh?

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[FormerAllStar2]

Mother fucker.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Those little O’s get you going, eh?

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Little o’s, big o’s loud o’s explosive o’s.

Snakes I can take or leave.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mother fucker.

There was a story in the news this morning about a 45yo mom of 4 in Indonesia who was missing but then was found inside a 5 meter long python swallowed whole.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You could use a sling?

I’ve been advertising for years to hire an assistant to carry it for me, but so far no applicants.

 

[crazychemgirl]

For context:

https://globalnews.ca/news/10556372/python-swallows-missing-woman-mother-indonesia-farida/

 

[Amanda330]

Little o’s, big o’s loud o’s explosive o’s.

Snakes I can take or leave.

You're so smart. I love all the O's, too. O's are so good. Anytime of day.

 

[MissLabelled]

Those little O’s get you going, eh?

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OMG I would die instantly

 

[Apisto42]

I’ve been advertising for years to hire an assistant to carry it for me, but so far no applicants.

you could just do the leg wrap. But don’t get excited or you might cut off the blood flow.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You're so smart. I love all the O's, too. O's are so good. Anytime of day.

No such thing as a boring o. Maybe unsatisfying. But then you just have more I figure.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

OMG I would die instantly

Well we all know you’ve recently, happily, exuberently confirmed that you prefer your o’s without snakes.

 

[Amanda330]

No such thing as a boring o. Maybe unsatisfying. But then you just have more I figure.

Always go for more if the first serving didn't cut it... Usually that means it'll be even more satisfying.

In my experience.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Always go for more if the first serving didn't cut it... Usually that means it'll be even more satisfying.

In my experience.

The only rule I try to live by is never do so much you can’t to more later. Man the chaffing sometimes….

Are we still talking about cereal?

 

[Apisto42]

The only rule I try to live by is never do so much you can’t to more later. Man the chaffing sometimes….

Are we still talking about cereal?

Lube is your friend in that case.