Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

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[morelikeasong]

I ate my cheerios this morning and I thought of you @morelikeasong … it’s confusing to be turned on while eating cheerios

Well, you know what they say… a hole is a hole

I’m not sure anyone has ever said that about cheerios though

 

[Trubbycat]

Well, you know what they say… a hole is a hole

I’m not sure anyone has ever said that about cheerios though

Unless you have a needle dick…

 

[morelikeasong]

Unless you have a needle dick…

If I had a dick it would be satisfyingly average, thank you very much

 

[Booboobear84]

If I had a dick it would be satisfyingly average, thank you very much

Hmmmm average is not what comes to mind when thinking about you

 

[UnquietDreams]

I ate my cheerios this morning and I thought of you @morelikeasong … it’s confusing to be turned on while eating cheerios

Personally I would far rather do that the other way around...but I wouldn't be thinking of Cheerios...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Best thanksgiving dinner ever. My daughter came home, but had her tonsils removed the week before, so wasn’t in a big eating mood. I had cooked a T- day lunch for the 100 guys at my job site and had leftover homemade stuffing. I cooked a turkey breast for my wife and I, and I waffled the stuffing. Stauffles? Waffling? IDK. But it was awesome.

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Yess.... How could I forget these!!?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Unless you have a needle dick…

No one knows about that in here!!??

 

[dawn_of_night]

If I had a dick it would be satisfyingly average, thank you very much

Listen... You are not average dear, own your awesome

 

[morelikeasong]

Listen... You are not average dear, own your awesome

Thank you love, but I didn’t mean it as a negative! Some of the best sex I’ve had has been with an average cock.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Well, you know what they say… a hole is a hole

I’m not sure anyone has ever said that about cheerios though

A hole is a hole. And a toll is a toll. And a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. And we don't eat no holes.
Or something like that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I ate my cheerios this morning and I thought of you @morelikeasong … it’s confusing to be turned on while eating cheerios

It…is?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A hole is a hole. And a toll is a toll. And a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. And we don't eat no holes.
Or something like that.

I don’t know why I’m singing this now
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[morelikeasong]

I don’t know why I’m singing this now
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Because you want to get into that boy’s hole?

 

[Bry1313]

Thank you love, but I didn’t mean it as a negative! Some of the best sex I’ve had has been with an average cock.

Thank you

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Because you want to get into that boy’s hole?

I’m more a man hole guy…wait that doesn’t sound right..

 

[MindYaBitness]

Thank you love, but I didn’t mean it as a negative! Some of the best sex I’ve had has been with an average cock.

I always wonder why guys want huge cocks. A vag can only accommodate so much. How much of your dick are you planning on always being cold & dry?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m more a man hole guy…wait that doesn’t sound right..

I too preferred the construction worker in the Village People

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I always wonder why guys want huge cocks. A vag can only accommodate so much. How much of your dick are you planning on always being cold & dry?

I just wonder why guys worry about/take pride in things they literally can’t do shit about one way or another.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I too preferred the construction worker I the Village People

Definitely the best one. Maybe the leather daddy competes.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Definitely the best one. Maybe the leather daddy competes.

Nah, Leather Daddy does nothing for me. Give me a guy who's good with his hands & reeks of axle grease
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[Mrtenant]

Nah, Leather Daddy does nothing for me. Give me a guy who's good with his hands & reeks of axle grease
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What you wanna do with that axle grease, darling?

 

[MindYaBitness]

What you wanna do with that axle grease, darling?

Nothing nefarious, It's a cologne from my childhood that I still love to this day

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Having packed a few bearings in my day (not a euphemism), I wouldn’t want that grease anywhere near my man parts. Hahaha
I do love the smell, though.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I always wonder why guys want huge cocks. A vag can only accommodate so much. How much of your dick are you planning on always being cold & dry?

Plus I always have to wear boots so I have something to tuck it into.
It’s a real burden.