Sex & Shenanigans

Right? Do not say my smile lit up a room. Please show a picture of me with Walrus straws, and tell every embarrassing story ever. "Remember when she told the governor to 'smile, babe' good times"

Also, open casket is for quitters. I want to be propped up Weekend at Bernie's style.
Sometimes I skip words when I read. So I thought you said you wanted to be propped up Bernie style and pictured this.
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That sounds awesome.


I always imagine what people would say about me after I died …

Oh she was so patient and calm...,

You volcanic cunt … no I wasn’t.
Stories are super important in my family. I spend probably an unhealthy amount of time thinking about the stories they’ll tell about me. And maybe let it influence important life choices 🤣
 
Stories are super important in my family. I spend probably an unhealthy amount of time thinking about the stories they’ll tell about me. And maybe let it influence important life choices 🤣
“Do you remember the time uncle Monkey went and.. oh wait.. I shouldn’t talk about that…”

Someone else chimes in “the Monkster and I were down at the sleezy bar and… no… I guess I don’t need to tell that…”

🤔🤔🤔🤔
 
Stories are super important in my family. I spend probably an unhealthy amount of time thinking about the stories they’ll tell about me. And maybe let it influence important life choices 🤣
Your legacy is important to you... It's ok to value that. And it's ok to let things that are important to you guide your decisions. You're the best. Your family stories have made a wonderful human. ❤️
 
I have before. My wife and I have some very different tastes in music, so if I ever want to see live opera, bluegrass, or folk, I'll go on my own. With the music my wife likes that I don't, it's easier for her to find friends to go with, which makes me feel better just for her safety.
After over 30 years together, during the divorce process my ex looked at me and said, apropos of nothing, "I always hated your taste in music." Which wasn't a huge surprise, but made me laugh out loud anyway. I had been going to concerts on my own for years...
 
Stories are super important in my family. I spend probably an unhealthy amount of time thinking about the stories they’ll tell about me. And maybe let it influence important life choices 🤣
Both sides of my family have a lot of Irish in them, as in grandparents moving from Ireland to the US. We wake: alcohol, music, and stories. So many stories, especially as the bottles empty.
 
…”one time daddy Monkey made me tell everyone I suggested the sleazy movie he wanted to watch…

*she’s quiet for a moment*

Oh who am I kidding? That dirty old coot did that all the time… “
I have excellent taste in movies and my daughter even better. It’s really a very good little horror comedy. And filmed in scenic Arcata CA.
 
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