🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

Well well well, my wild little wonderlings, it’s that time of the week again! Well actually it’s a little past that time but who is keeping time? No really, who? Did anyone appoint anyone? Is Tag Heuer or Breitling the unofficial time keeper of this, the greatest awards show in the history of history?

Anyway, sponsorships be damned!! We here at WotW won’t be tied down by sponsors demands.
No! It’s been a week for me, your OG panel of judge, so I’m not going to dilly dally any further.

We’ve seen some new wankers and some old familiar friends this week and it’s been a tough decision for the panel of judge with many a fierce and fiery debate had but a decision has to be made.
With only a tad more todo….

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This weeks Wanker of the Week is truly a first. Never before have we had a wank that inspired the incredibly loose rules (if we could call them that) to be loosened even further but here we are.

With our first Wank a Trois.

Congratulations, @Bry1313, @SalaciousMonkey22 and @Amanda330 never before has Lit seen a such synchronised wank from three people that it caused an outbreak of nausea.

Your trophy, our freaky wankers.


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As a now, two time winner I’m in shock, awe and beyond excited to get my slippery paws on this new and obviously improved trophy. I could not have wanked in a better trio…….

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Wow. Biscoff cookies and now rhubarb? Someone has a picky palate. Lol
Indeed, and I have no reason for it. When you know the full history of my culinary education you'll come to realize, as I have, that some oddities must be a genetic mutation as there is no other excuse
 
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