Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

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Where'd you get my headshot!!!!

 

[Mrtenant]

It must be, I've gotten propositioned enough, that's for certain Me & my team specialize in land development & new construction. I'm with engineers & contractors constantly, 99.9% male. They mistake professionalism for come ons. It's obnoxious

All jokes aside. That really sucks. Idk if men can really appreciate what that's like.

I'm hot and all, but still, never happens to me. My job is very public facing.

 

[Amanda330]

I'm going to send you some links. You are so kind as to share your hotness with all of Lit, you shouldn't be injured while doing so! The worker's comp benefits here suck!

I didn't actually injure myself. Lol. It just felt like I was going to pull a muscle

 

[MindYaBitness]

"So, this is a pretty good sized deck. Do you like big decks? Where do you like them?"

Make sure to trim the shrubs so the deck looks bigger

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Samesies. Like I have to think I look hot before I share a pic. When I share vocaroo so do not listen to them I just save and share before I bitch out. Isn’t that weird? I think my throat chakra is blocked and in attempt to free it I share before I can judge myself. But these tits puss and ass? They gotta be on their best behavior. Put my best nip forward. Idk wtf I’m talking about

I don’t know that it’s my best nip but it’s pretty forward

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[Amanda330]

I can fix that for you… your back I mean . Bring butter

On my way, Nebs.

I have lots of butter.

 

[Bbl87]

Make sure to trim the shrubs so the deck looks bigger

Preaching to the choir. If Lit has taught me anything.

 

[Photog1rl]

I can fix that for you… your back I mean . Bring butter

I tried google for an image of people wrestling in butter but I was unsuccessful. All I got was this guy….it’s not the same.

 

[Amanda330]

Samesies. Like I have to think I look hot before I share a pic. When I share vocaroo so do not listen to them I just save and share before I bitch out. Isn’t that weird? I think my throat chakra is blocked and in attempt to free it I share before I can judge myself. But these tits puss and ass? They gotta be on their best behavior. Put my best nip forward. Idk wtf I’m talking about

All of this made perfect sense. I'm harder on myself than anyone else. If I think I look hot then... I mean, it's gotta at least be decent. Lol

 

[Jaws82]

I tried google for an image of people wrestling in butter but I was unsuccessful. All I got was this guy….it’s not the same.
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Ahhh good old Butterbean. Puts the heavy in heavyweight

 

[deft]

I tried google for an image of people wrestling in butter but I was unsuccessful. All I got was this guy….it’s not the same.
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Well, that deflated things pretty quick…

 

[MindYaBitness]

All jokes aside. That really sucks. Idk if men can really appreciate what that's like.

I'm hot and all, but still, never happens to me. My job is very public facing.

I'm short, a touch plump, passably pretty, and very confident. Of all of it, it's the confidence that draws them like flies. I'm 44 years old, I could tell you stories that would get most companies sued and/or fined. However, I'm an independent contractor, so I have no such protections

 

[MindYaBitness]

All of this made perfect sense. I'm harder on myself than anyone else. If I think I look hot then... I mean, it's gotta at least be decent. Lol

Trust you're own judgement, you've never posted a bad pic

 

[Photog1rl]

Well, that deflated things pretty quick…

I think I can help with that…you know, if you want.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fuck you kermit

Marry me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

All of this made perfect sense. I'm harder on myself than anyone else. If I think I look hot then... I mean, it's gotta at least be decent. Lol

At least,

 

[Mrtenant]

I'm short, a touch plump, passably pretty, and very confident. Of all of it, it's the confidence that draws them like flies. I'm 44 years old, I could tell you stories that would get most companies sued and/or fined. However, I'm an independent contractor, so I have no such protections

Most of those jokers would freeze if their innuendos ever amounted to anything close to what they alude to.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm short, a touch plump, passably pretty, and very confident. Of all of it, it's the confidence that draws them like flies. I'm 44 years old, I could tell you stories that would get most companies sued and/or fined. However, I'm an independent contractor, so I have no such protections

The confidence is the biggest blessing and simultaneous curse. I know all you speak of all too well.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Marry me

Hey! She’s soliciting moi!
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[Mrtenant]

Fuck, I'm sobering up. Also...who knew how many of you fuckers would be up late and here on a Saturday night?

 

[Photog1rl]

Fuck, I'm sobering up. Also...who knew how many of you fuckers would be up late and here on a Saturday night?

You sir are not often here on a Saturday night. It’s like you have been busy or something. It’s nice to see you around.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Oh, boy…

Come one come all. Bring butter. Let’s make butter

 

[thordanil]

Fuck, I'm sobering up. Also...who knew how many of you fuckers would be up late and here on a Saturday night?

Gotta pass the time til fall asleep and have to get up and work on the car again. Plus it’s entertaining and fun learning peoples personalities

 

[MindYaBitness]

Most of those jokers would freeze if their innuendos ever amounted to anything close to what they alude to.

The guy who cornered me behind my desk, put his hand on my left breast & shoved his tongue in my mouth, didn't waste time on innuendo. Or, the one who had a vision from God that we should be together. Or, the one trapped me in the coat check...

I can handle innuendo, I grew up with nothing but crass brothers. It's the ballsy mother fuckers who think it's okay to lay a hand on me, or the ones who follow my socials & waste my time because they were just hoping a date would come of it. It's offensive & obnoxious. It's the real world, not Lit!

 

[deft]

Come one come all. Bring butter. Let’s make butter

This is the greatest day of my life.