Sex & Shenanigans

[Mrtenant]

Can you write a “T” in jiz on my ass? If so, get your camera ready. We’ve got promos to make

I totally can. Swear it doesn't look anything like random backshots. I'm like calligraphy with my penis.

 

[Bbl87]

I'm very, very professional at work & dress like a nun!

You act like that's not necessarily sexy...

 

[Jaws82]

Can you write a “T” in jiz on my ass? If so, get your camera ready. We’ve got promos to make

I feel.like I could write my full name..

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'm SUPER picky with what I post/share. I do a lot of video & photography with my work. If I didn't have good lighting & a proper tripod, no one would ever see me!

Samesies. Like I have to think I look hot before I share a pic. When I share vocaroo so do not listen to them I just save and share before I bitch out. Isn’t that weird? I think my throat chakra is blocked and in attempt to free it I share before I can judge myself. But these tits puss and ass? They gotta be on their best behavior. Put my best nip forward. Idk wtf I’m talking about

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yea @tumbleweed was a fine ho.

She blew on out to Vegas right?

 

[SherlockianMan]

I would definitely have to be very confident in my trust with someone before I share my face. I've never been shy about my profession. Since it's pretty much all public service, there's too much risk of getting found out.

 

[deft]

That's the #1 thing I'm asked when people find out I'm in Real Estate, have I ever banged a client in an open house, etc. The answer is no, I'm very, very professional at work & dress like a nun!

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[PlanetaryNebula]

https://voca.ro/141JgbOwg1zS

Fuck you kermit

 

[Mrtenant]

She blew on out to Vegas right?

You said blowing. Yea, lots and lots of blowing.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You act like that's not necessarily sexy...

It must be, I've gotten propositioned enough, that's for certain Me & my team specialize in land development & new construction. I'm with engineers & contractors constantly, 99.9% male. They mistake professionalism for come ons. It's obnoxious

 

[Amanda330]

Awwwwwwww, darlin, don't hurt your back, really.

I mean, send ass shots, just, you know, timers or something?

Yeah. Well... Sometimes you can't get the right angle.

The pic game is a serious business. Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fuck you kermit

Sure,

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That video in chaos I have up is literally because the pic wouldn't work out... Lol. It hurt my back...

I can fix that for you… your back I mean . Bring butter

 

[Bbl87]

Samesies. Like I have to think I look hot before I share a pic. When I share vocaroo so do not listen to them I just save and share before I bitch out. Isn’t that weird? I think my throat chakra is blocked and in attempt to free it I share before I can judge myself. But these tits puss and ass? They gotta be on their best behavior. Put my best nip forward. Idk wtf I’m talking about

I rarely share voice messages here, but I never listen to them. I hate the sound of my own voice. I'm also super self conscious because of a speech impediment that isn't really noticable anymore but years of dealing with it does that.

 

[Mrtenant]

Yeah. Well... Sometimes you can't get the right angle.

The pic game is a serious business. Lol

Yes I know. Sending fresh dick pics. Wait for it.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Sure,

SNORT

 

[deft]

I can fix that for you… your back I mean . Bring butter

Oh, boy…

 

[MindYaBitness]

That video in chaos I have up is literally because the pic wouldn't work out... Lol. It hurt my back...

I'm going to send you some links. You are so kind as to share your hotness with all of Lit, you shouldn't be injured while doing so! The worker's comp benefits here suck!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Yeah. Well... Sometimes you can't get the right angle.

The pic game is a serious business. Lol

Exactly! And if you’re in the midst of fun, it can kill the mood.

 

[Mrtenant]

Samesies. Like I have to think I look hot before I share a pic. When I share vocaroo so do not listen to them I just save and share before I bitch out. Isn’t that weird? I think my throat chakra is blocked and in attempt to free it I share before I can judge myself. But these tits puss and ass? They gotta be on their best behavior. Put my best nip forward. Idk wtf I’m talking about

Have a margarita hun.

 

[Bbl87]

It must be, I've gotten propositioned enough, that's for certain Me & my team specialize in land development & new construction. I'm with engineers & contractors constantly, 99.9% male. They mistake professionalism for come ons. It's obnoxious

"So, this is a pretty good sized deck. Do you like big decks? Where do you like them?"

 

[MindYaBitness]

I resemble this remark

It means you're smart & selective, both excellent qualities

 

[Bbl87]

Exactly! And if you’re in the midst of fun, it can kill the mood.

OK, if there's fun involved... I can guarantee if I were to be the recipient, angle would be the least of my concerns. IJS.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I rarely share voice messages here, but I never listen to them. I hate the sound of my own voice. I'm also super self conscious because of a speech impediment that isn't really noticable anymore but years if dealing with it does that.

I get that. No one likes the sound of their own voice! It sounds different in our heads. I have a speech impediment too. Verbal vomit. With text I can at least think about what I’m gonna say before just say it and sounding like an asshat. You can vocaroo my box anytime.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Samesies. Like I have to think I look hot before I share a pic. When I share vocaroo so do not listen to them I just save and share before I bitch out. Isn’t that weird? I think my throat chakra is blocked and in attempt to free it I share before I can judge myself. But these tits puss and ass? They gotta be on their best behavior. Put my best nip forward. Idk wtf I’m talking about

I'm picking up what you're putting down