🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[lavendersilk]

The esteem panel of judge has a terribly vexing case of COVID. It’s difficult to believe I’m even saying these words out loud but I simply do not feel, at all, like wanking.

This weeks awards ceremony is on hold until I do.

Carry on, wankers. Have one for me.

I hope you get to feeling better. Covid sucks donkey balls.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Didn’t know about this. Now I’m competitive?!

Nominated for competitiveness, and not being aware of my prestigious award

 

[Amanda330]

The esteem panel of judge has a terribly vexing case of COVID. It’s difficult to believe I’m even saying these words out loud but I simply do not feel, at all, like wanking.

This weeks awards ceremony is on hold until I do.

Carry on, wankers. Have one for me.

I hope you feel better soon. I'll make sure to rub one out in your honor.

 

[DirtyMarine]

Nominated for competitiveness, and not being aware of my prestigious award

Why thank you!
Oblivious to my competitive skills I now am being judged by other wankers!!!

 

[Apisto42]

S
E
X

Nominated for bragging.

 

[InThe312]

Nominated for bragging.

Nominated for jealous whining

 

[Apisto42]

Nominated for jealous whining

Not jealous, currently wanking the walrus.

 

[InThe312]

Not jealous, currently wanking the walrus.

Isn't there a Beatles song about that? coo coo kachoo

 

[InThe312]

I would, but if TPH didn’t, I am guessing she doesn’t want them named. But it’s not that hard to figure

Nominated for calling me dumb

 

[Wand3rlust]

Isn't there a Beatles song about that? coo coo kachoo

Wow. Finally did a funny.

 

[StillRain]

I’m glad this got cleared up, because I didn’t want to have to go back 100 pages to find out what I missed!

Do we differentiate between swallowing and drinking?
Drinking . . . just sounds . . . so . . . .
Swallowing, on the other hand, . . .

How long can it be out of the dick before it turns from swallowing to drinking?
#askingformyself

I mean maybe it’s about what you’re drinking it from?

Wine glass
Cocktail glass
Or straight from the tap (ish)

I’m guessing that weird arse monkey filled a wine bowl right on up and chugged it if he was drunk.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Thank fuck someone else spells 'arse' correctly.

 

[Amanda330]

Thank fuck someone else spells 'arse' correctly.

Nominated for spelling ass incorrectly...

 

[Amanda330]

I mean maybe it’s about what you’re drinking it from?

Wine glass
Cocktail glass
Or straight from the tap (ish)

I’m guessing that weird arse monkey filled a wine bowl right on up and chugged it if he was drunk.

Nominated for spelling ass incorrectly and calling Monkey weird.

Although, if he did chug it I'm sure it would have been from a martini glass like a dignified gentleman.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ass



Arse

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Ass's arse.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Hope you’re feeling better and recovering quickly, @StillRain

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for spelling ass incorrectly and calling Monkey weird.

Although, if he did chug it I'm sure it would have been from a martini glass like a dignified gentleman.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean maybe it’s about what you’re drinking it from?

Wine glass
Cocktail glass
Or straight from the tap (ish)

I’m guessing that weird arse monkey filled a wine bowl right on up and chugged it if he was drunk.

A wine BOWL! How much cum you think I can produce? I mean I was gonna nominate you but I think I’m oddly flattered.

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for spelling ass incorrectly and calling Monkey weird.

Although, if he did chug it I'm sure it would have been from a martini glass like a dignified gentleman.

Nominated for incorrectly correcting spelling and also white knighting.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for incorrectly correcting spelling and also white knighting.

White knighting is only bad if I don’t like it.

Nominated

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for incorrectly correcting spelling and also white knighting.

I wasn't white knighting... I was in no way trying to make myself look good to him - or anyone else. I already know he loves me. I was standing up for my friend... It's different.

But whatevs.

 

[StillRain]

You have a couple more hours until we name this weeks number one winner wanker.

Get cleaning, it’s been a messy week. the nominations as they stand now are:

Moi @StillRain for insinuating gifs less than perfect, correct spelling, correct adjectives for litsters
@morelikeasong for perfecting perfect gifs
@Amanda330 for lack of self awareness, bragging, nauseating behaviour, white knighting, incorrect spelling, white knighting
@Apisto42 for being unhinged, white knighting, reasoning, jealous whining
@Bry1313 for nauseating behaviour, and something I can’t remember because I’m busy thinking about the next nom
@SalaciousMonkey22 for drinking his own cum, gibberish, getting hard, bragging, nauseating behaviour, using retired PoJs rules, Jamie Kennedy
@Lmizzler for nonsense
@InThe312 for caring about words
@crazychemgirl for lazy things, loving on nauseating fuckers, poor rule etiquette, bringing the darkness, lying
@__Nathan1968 for psychopathy
@lavendersilk for hating braggers, coming back too soon, being angry, being a big sister
@Mrtenant for nomination whining
@SirConradPeckereye for stirring the pot
@DirtyMarine for a competitive streak
@Mr_bogey for bragging
@ydahecnot for name calling
@Wand3rlust for correct spelling

 

[Mrtenant]

You have a couple more hours until we name this weeks number one winner wanker.

Get cleaning, it’s been a messy week. the nominations as they stand now are:

Moi @StillRain for insinuating gifs less than perfect, correct spelling, correct adjectives for litsters
@morelikeasong for perfecting perfect gifs
@Amanda330 for lack of self awareness, bragging, nauseating behaviour, white knighting, incorrect spelling, white knighting
@Apisto42 for being unhinged, white knighting, reasoning, jealous whining
@Bry1313 for nauseating behaviour, and something I can’t remember because I’m busy thinking about the next nom
@SalaciousMonkey22 for drinking his own cum, gibberish, getting hard, bragging, nauseating behaviour, using retired PoJs rules, Jamie Kennedy
@Lmizzler for nonsense
@InThe312 for caring about words
@crazychemgirl for lazy things, loving on nauseating fuckers, poor rule etiquette, bringing the darkness, lying
@__Nathan1968 for psychopathy
@lavendersilk for hating braggers, coming back too soon, being angry, being a big sister
@Mrtenant for nomination whining
@SirConradPeckereye for stirring the pot
@DirtyMarine for a competitive streak
@Mr_bogey for bragging
@ydahecnot for name calling
@Wand3rlust for correct spelling

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for unveiled facials.

 

[ydahecnot]

Nominated for calling me dumb

Nominated for cross-threading