🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

The esteem panel of judge has a terribly vexing case of COVID. It’s difficult to believe I’m even saying these words out loud but I simply do not feel, at all, like wanking.

This weeks awards ceremony is on hold until I do.

Carry on, wankers. Have one for me.
 
The esteem panel of judge has a terribly vexing case of COVID. It’s difficult to believe I’m even saying these words out loud but I simply do not feel, at all, like wanking.

This weeks awards ceremony is on hold until I do.

Carry on, wankers. Have one for me.
I hope you get to feeling better. Covid sucks donkey balls.
 
The esteem panel of judge has a terribly vexing case of COVID. It’s difficult to believe I’m even saying these words out loud but I simply do not feel, at all, like wanking.

This weeks awards ceremony is on hold until I do.

Carry on, wankers. Have one for me.
I hope you feel better soon. I'll make sure to rub one out in your honor.
 
I’m glad this got cleared up, because I didn’t want to have to go back 100 pages to find out what I missed!

Do we differentiate between swallowing and drinking?
Drinking . . . just sounds . . . so . . . 🤢.
Swallowing, on the other hand, . . . 😁

How long can it be out of the dick before it turns from swallowing to drinking?
#askingformyself
I mean maybe it’s about what you’re drinking it from?

Wine glass 🍷
Cocktail glass 🍸
Or straight from the tap (ish) 🍆

I’m guessing that weird arse monkey filled a wine bowl right on up and chugged it if he was drunk.
 
I mean maybe it’s about what you’re drinking it from?

Wine glass 🍷
Cocktail glass 🍸
Or straight from the tap (ish) 🍆

I’m guessing that weird arse monkey filled a wine bowl right on up and chugged it if he was drunk.
Nominated for spelling ass incorrectly and calling Monkey weird.

Although, if he did chug it I'm sure it would have been from a martini glass like a dignified gentleman.
 
I mean maybe it’s about what you’re drinking it from?

Wine glass 🍷
Cocktail glass 🍸
Or straight from the tap (ish) 🍆

I’m guessing that weird arse monkey filled a wine bowl right on up and chugged it if he was drunk.
A wine BOWL! How much cum you think I can produce? I mean I was gonna nominate you but I think I’m oddly flattered.
 
You have a couple more hours until we name this weeks number one winner wanker.

Get cleaning, it’s been a messy week. the nominations as they stand now are:

Moi @StillRain for insinuating gifs less than perfect, correct spelling, correct adjectives for litsters
@morelikeasong for perfecting perfect gifs
@Amanda330 for lack of self awareness, bragging, nauseating behaviour, white knighting, incorrect spelling, white knighting
@Apisto42 for being unhinged, white knighting, reasoning, jealous whining
@Bry1313 for nauseating behaviour, and something I can’t remember because I’m busy thinking about the next nom
@SalaciousMonkey22 for drinking his own cum, gibberish, getting hard, bragging, nauseating behaviour, using retired PoJs rules, Jamie Kennedy
@Lmizzler for nonsense
@InThe312 for caring about words
@crazychemgirl for lazy things, loving on nauseating fuckers, poor rule etiquette, bringing the darkness, lying
@__Nathan1968 for psychopathy
@lavendersilk for hating braggers, coming back too soon, being angry, being a big sister
@Mrtenant for nomination whining
@SirConradPeckereye for stirring the pot
@DirtyMarine for a competitive streak
@Mr_bogey for bragging
@ydahecnot for name calling
@Wand3rlust for correct spelling
 
You have a couple more hours until we name this weeks number one winner wanker.

Get cleaning, it’s been a messy week. the nominations as they stand now are:

Moi @StillRain for insinuating gifs less than perfect, correct spelling, correct adjectives for litsters
@morelikeasong for perfecting perfect gifs
@Amanda330 for lack of self awareness, bragging, nauseating behaviour, white knighting, incorrect spelling, white knighting
@Apisto42 for being unhinged, white knighting, reasoning, jealous whining
@Bry1313 for nauseating behaviour, and something I can’t remember because I’m busy thinking about the next nom
@SalaciousMonkey22 for drinking his own cum, gibberish, getting hard, bragging, nauseating behaviour, using retired PoJs rules, Jamie Kennedy
@Lmizzler for nonsense
@InThe312 for caring about words
@crazychemgirl for lazy things, loving on nauseating fuckers, poor rule etiquette, bringing the darkness, lying
@__Nathan1968 for psychopathy
@lavendersilk for hating braggers, coming back too soon, being angry, being a big sister
@Mrtenant for nomination whining
@SirConradPeckereye for stirring the pot
@DirtyMarine for a competitive streak
@Mr_bogey for bragging
@ydahecnot for name calling
@Wand3rlust for correct spelling
🙄
 
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