Sex & Shenanigans

[Jaws82]

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs.

I said maybe

I'm going to find something to strike you with..

 

[HeavyBalls]

Why are most people tired on April 1? They've just finished a 31-day March.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs.

I said maybe

You’re the best of posters, you’re the worst of posters

 

[HeavyBalls]

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a parking lot.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

To the man in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can’t run, but you can hide.

 

[BrendaBear]

I haven’t been drinking at all, but I sure have the giggles tonight.

Ever since @dawn_of_night got me laughing about a 26 foot dildo…

 

[HeavyBalls]

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hmm. I've never named mine. Lol. I should think about that...

Seems weird for Hot Alphonse to now know who’s he’s sleeping with.

Wait did you decide on Hot Alphonse?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Have you ever had a bad sausage? It’s the wurst.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Home with a bottle of cab and Archer.

 

[Amanda330]

Seems weird for Hot Alphonse to now know who’s he’s sleeping with.

Wait did you decide on Hot Alphonse?

That's Unquiet's band name. Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That's Unquiet's band name. Lol

I was drunk. What did the masses decide on?

 

[HeavyBalls]

What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.

 

[Amanda330]

I was drunk. What did the masses decide on?

I don't think the masses have decided on a name for my pussy. Lol. I'm not putting that to a vote.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Home with a bottle of cab and Archer.

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I’m starting from s1! I’m at the Pirate King episodes

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't think the masses have decided on a name for my pussy. Lol. I'm not putting that to a vote.

Not your pussy silly, your vibrator. Only you get to name your orchid.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I don't think the masses have decided on a name for my pussy. Lol. I'm not putting that to a vote.

Good, because it's a "private" matter.

 

[Amanda330]

Not your pussy silly, your vibrator. Only you get to name your orchid.

Ah. I don't think it was ever decided. Lol. That's ok with me. I just think of it as my dildo. Purple, but then I think of @lavendersilk which makes it kind of weird tbh. Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ah. I don't think it was ever decided. Lol. That's ok with me. I just think of it as my dildo. Purple, but then I think of @lavendersilk which makes it kind of weird tbh. Lol

There’s a thin line between weird and hot.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh! Is that good? I've wanted to watch that one...

Archer?

 

[Amanda330]

Archer?

I'm also drunk. I dont know what I was responding to. I've seen archer. Many times. It's literally the best ever.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Hmm. I've never named mine. Lol. I should think about that...

If you name it after an artform like @PlanetaryNebula, I will do my best to create something to honor the friendly vag

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm also drunk. I dont know what I was responding to. I've seen archer. Many times. It's literally the best ever.

I thought so given you’re earlier gif response. But still I’m amazed at how many layers of you I find to love.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you name it after an artform like @PlanetaryNebula, I will do my best to create something to honor the friendly vag

This is the hottest post I’ve ever seen.

 

[Amanda330]

If you name it after an artform like @PlanetaryNebula, I will do my best to create something to honor the friendly vag

Hmm... I decided.

Villanelle.